40 Jokes Of Engineers

Here are 40 funny jokes of engineers and the best engineering puns to crack you up. These jokes about engineering are great engineering jokes for kids and adults.

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Engineering puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about engineering that are also awesome engineering jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Has the biomedical imaging engineer done anything useful lately? No, they’ve mostly been working on PET projects.
2. Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of engineers? Antarctica. Because that’s where all the P. Enguins are.
3. What’s an engineer’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Rho, rho, rho your boat, gently down the radius of curvature”.
4. What’s the difference between a doctor and an engineer? A doctor kills people one at a time.
5. What’s a polar bear? A Cartesian bear after a change of coordinates.

6. Why was the thermometer smarter than the test tube? He had more degrees.
7. What do you give your favorite electrical engineer for their birthday? Shorts.
8. Are you made of copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe.
9. How can you tell you have met an extroverted engineer? When they talk to you, they look down at your shoes instead of their own.
10. Why did the engineer cross the road? Because that’s what they did last year.

11. Why do electrical engineers love power naps? You can build up a charge with them.
12. What is the definition of an engineer? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
13. Professor: “How much pressure is on you guys these last two weeks before break?” Guy: “24,000 Pascals.”
14. Why did the Higgs Boson go to church? For the mass.
15. What’s the difference between a chemist and a chemical engineer? About $10k a year.

16. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a hardware issue.
17. Did you hear about the person who invented the escalator? They were mechanically inclined.
18. What does an engineer use for birth control? His personality.
19. Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
20. Did you hear about the company that sells elastomeric insulators? Their motto is “resistance is butyl.”

21. What song lyric do electrical engineers always get stuck in their heads? “Watt is love? Baby, don’t hertz me.”
22. How do you get an engineer to do something you want them to do? Tell them it’s “impossible.”
23. Why did the engineering students leave class early? Because they were getting a little ANSI.
24. How many consulting engineers do you need to replace a lightbulb? One, but you will be charged $50.
25. Why did the polynomial plant die? Its roots were imaginary.

Engineering one liners

Here are some great engineering joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about engineering.

26. You might be an engineer if…You window shop at Radio Shack.
27. Wind turbine 1: “What kind of music do you like?” Wind turbine 2:  “I’m a big metal fan
28. Two antennas got married, the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
29. You might be an engineer if…You destroy things just to see how they work.
30. Engineer No. 1: “I bet you can’t name two structures that can hold water.” Engineer No. 2: “Well, dam.”

31. Old software engineers never die. They just reboot.
32. Before studying engineering, if someone asked me what 1+1 is, I would have said 2. Now, I’d say I’m pretty sure it’s 2, but we’d better make it 3 just to be safe.
33. The optimist says, “The glass is half full.” The pessimist says, “The glass is half empty.” The engineer says, “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
34. Arguing with an engineer is pretty much the same as wrestling in the mud with a pig. After a while, you realize he likes it.
35. A Photon checks into a hotel and the receptionist asks if he needs any help with his luggage. “No thanks,” says the Photon “I’m travelling light.”

Best engineering jokes

These next funny engineering puns are some of our best jokes and puns about engineering!

36. What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz.
37. What do nuclear engineers like to eat? Fission chips.
38. What’s the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.
39. When Does a Person Decide to Become an Engineer? When they realize they don’t have the charisma to be an undertaker.
40. What kind of graphs do engineers make after Thanksgiving dinner? Pie charts.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about engineering, we hope you had a good laugh.

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