35 Jokes About Mirrors

Here are 35 funny mirror jokes and the best mirror puns to crack you up. These jokes about mirrors are great mirror jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mirror dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about mirrors, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mirror humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about mirrors that are also awesome mirror jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What did the mirror say to the ghost? I can see right through you.
Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors? For optimal self reflection.
What did the bald man say to himself in the mirror? What do we have hair?
What did the Avocado say to itself in the mirror? You are ‘fat’ but you are ‘good fat.
What is similar to windows but can instantly detect the cause of most common computer-problems? A mirror.

What did the llama see in the mirror? A spitting image.
What did the mirror say to the icicle? If we had kids it would be a miracle.
What did one mirror say to his kid? I see myself in you son.
Where was the funeral held for the man who invented distorted mirrors? In asymmetry.
Did you hear about the fire at the magic shop? Don’t worry, it was all smoke and mirrors.

Here are some great mirror joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mirrors.

On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.
I was trying to install Mirror’s Edge on my Mac. Turns out it runs on Windows.
I’m rather ashamed to say I haven’t cleaned my mirror in years. It reflects badly on me.
Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.
My English friend was shocked to find out that his ancestors came from Transylvania. Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.
I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision. It helps you reflect.
When the interviewer asked “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” apparently “In the mirror” wasn’t the right answer.
I grew up working in my Dad’s mirror factory. Upon reflection, it really changed my view of the world.
I like to read my enneagram type out loud in front of the mirror, it’s a real reflection on my personality.

I broke a mirror in my house, I’m supposed to get seven years of bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Lots of tabloid news stories about vampires recently. Can’t see them in The Mirror though.
The rear view mirror fell out of my car a couple of months ago and I have never replaced it. Haven’t looked back since.
I think I’m finally ready to admit I’m addicted to looking at myself in the mirror. I need to take a long hard look at myself.
Think I would enjoy working as a mirror cleaner. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

These next funny mirror puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mirrors!

What does a scary reflection say? Mir-Rawrrrrrrr.
What do you call a mirror? Self-Involved.
What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi.
Why did the capillary love to look at himself in the mirror? He was a little vein.
My grandad hates looking in the mirror. Humble man, terrible driver.