40 Funny Mother’s Day Puns

Here are 40 funny mother’s day jokes and the best mother’s day puns to crack you up. These jokes about mother’s day are great jokes for kids and adults.

Mother’s Day puns

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1. Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales? Because Mothers are priceless. 
2. What’s the best flower for a boy to give for Mother’s Day? Son-flowers.
3. What color flowers do mama cats like to get on Mother’s Day? Purrrrrrple flowers.
4. What’s the difference between Superman and Mothers? Superman’s just a superhero now and then. Mums are superheroes all the time. 
5. How do you keep little cows quiet so their mommy can sleep late on Mother’s Day? Use the mooooote button.

6. How do you get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day morning? Say mums the word.
7. What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping.
8. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother’s Day? Because she left the phone off the hook.
9. Why did the kids give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day? Because they thought she was the coolest mom.
10. Why did the dentist’s children give their mommy so many gifts for Mother’s Day? The love toothee her smile.

11. What are Father’s Day cocktails if Mother’s Day cocktails are Mumosas? Dadquiri.
12. Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-late.
13. What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day? Calm-omile tea.
14. Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater for Mother’s Day? She was chili.
15. Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day? Her family wanted her to feel like a queen.

16. What three words solves Dad’s every problem? Ask your mother. 
17. What did the panda give his mommy on Mother’s Day? A bear hug.
18. Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day? She was a mudder.
19. Why was the grape late for Mother’s Day brunch? She got caught in a jam on the way.
20. Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day? So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mum. 

Mother’s Day one liners

Here are some great mother’s day joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mother’s day.

21. Cheers to thousands of perfect mom-ents this Mother’s Day.
22. I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mother’s Day. I got married.
23. I told my kids on Mother’s Day I wanted to be pampered so they bought me some diapers.
24. I asked Mum what she wanted for Mother’s Day. She said, “A bit of care and comfort”. So I put her in a nursing home. 
25. The Day After Mother’s Day: Now back to 364 days of letting it go to voicemail when your mother calls you.

26. Tomorrow isn’t just Mother’s Day. It’s son-day as well
27. Have a real mother of a Mother’s Day.
28. For Mother’s Day I got my mom a case of Bud Lite. After all, I’m the reason she drinks.
29. Son: When is Mother’s Day Dad? Dad wearily unplugging the vacuum, “Every day son, every day.” 
30. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who spoils me and then complains about how spoiled I am. 

Best mother’s day jokes

These next funny mother’s day puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mother’s day!

31. Which knights give the best Mother’s Day gifts? Sir-prize.
32. Have you ever baked together with your mom on Mother’s Day? It’s a piece of cake.
33. What happens when you tell your mom a joke on Mother’s Day? She turns it into a life lesson.
34. What is the best gift to give your mom on Mother’s Day? A drum. Nothing else can beat it.
35. Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it.

36. When is Mother’s Day? 9 months after Father’s Day.
37. How did the Panda open her Mother’s Day present? With her bear hands.
38. What has a long plume, wings, and wears a red bow? A Mother’s Day pheasant.
39. Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day? Their chrysanthemums.
40. Bought my Mum a mug which says, “Happy Mother’s day from the World’s Worst Son”. I forgot to mail it but I think she knows.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about mother’s day, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny seasonal puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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