30 Funny Poop Jokes

Here are 30 funny poop jokes and the best poop puns to crack you up. These jokes about poop are great jokes for kids and adults.

Poop puns

Here is our top list of poop dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about poop, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this poop humor with others.

1. Why was the poop sad? He got dumped.
2. What’s something great about poop jokes? They’ll make your cheeks hurt.
3. Why did the baker’s hands stink? He kneaded a poo.
4. What is a piece of poop’s favorite dance move? Poopin’ and locking.
5. Why is it better to smell roses than poop? It’s just plain common scents.

6. How do you say “fart” in German? Farfrompoopin.
7. What’s brown and sits in the woods? Winnie’s Pooh.
8. What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
9. What did the goldfish say when he got his house cleaned? Tank poo.
10. People who study poop are called scatologists. But you know what they should be called? Turd nerds.

11. Where do cavemen poop? In a Neander-stall.
12. What’s the best time to go to the bathroom? Poo-thirty.
13. Why did the man bring toilet paper to the party? He’s a party pooper.
14. Which poop movie in a trilogy is the worst of all? The turd one.
15. Why did the prankster put poo in the elevator? Because he wanted to take his pranks to the next level.

Poop one liners

Here are some great poop joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about poop.

16. Poop is a crap palindrome.
17. When bears poop in the forest, the smell is un-bear-able.
18. They said pooping is a call of nature. So is farting a missed call.
19. Parent’s truth: The further you are from the bathroom, the more urgently your kid needs to poop.
20. It’s funny how corn maintains its shape after you poop it out…Yet it tastes completely different.

Best poop jokes

These next funny poop puns are some of our best jokes and puns about poop!

21. What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away.
22. What type of poop jokes should you never crack? The corny ones.
23. Why doesn’t Chuck Norris ever flush the toilet? He scares the poop out of it.
24. What do you get when you accidentally take a poop in your overalls? Dung-arees.
25. After working with cow poop, how does a botanist clean her hands? She gets a manure-cure.

26. What do cows call poop? Moo-nure.
27. Why did the poop stay home? He was a party pooper.
28. Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes. But they’re a solid number two.
29. I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
30. I went to a wedding where all the guests ended up getting food poisoning from the buffet. It was a real party pooper.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about poop, we hope you had a good laugh.

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