45 Jokes About Cherries

Here are 45 funny cherry jokes and the best cherry puns to crack you up. These jokes about cherries are great cherry jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of cherry dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about cherries, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this cherry humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about cherries that are also awesome cherry jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Why shouldn’t you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why are cherries never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
What’s red and goes up and down, up and down? A cherry in a lift.
What do you call a magic berry? Cherry Potter.

What did one cherry say to the other? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
What do you call a scary berry? A boo-berry.
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Paint its toenails red.
What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes? Toe jam.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don’t worry, it’s just one of the pitfalls of life.

Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call lots of cherries getting together to practice music? A jam session.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.

What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.

What Saturday morning cartoon do fruits watch? Tom and Cherry.
Which basketball players eat fruits? The ones who like to cherry pick.
Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode? It was da’ bomb.
Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 cherries? Because that would be a pi.

Here are some great cherry joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about cherries.

I love you cherry much.
Don’t jam (slam) the door.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
My friend mashed up some cherries on Halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied.
You’re cherry sweet.

These next funny cherry puns are some of our best jokes and puns about cherries!

How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.

Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about cherries, we hope you had a good laugh.

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