45 Funny Jam Puns

Here are 45 funny jam jokes and the best jam puns to crack you up. These jokes about jams are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of jam dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about jams, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this jam humor with others.

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Jam puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about jam that are also awesome jam jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What month is good for toast? Jam-uary.
  2. What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
  3. How does Bob Marley like his biscuits? With jam in.
  4. How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner? Jam-packed.
  5. What do you call 100 strawberries in a car crash? Jammed.
  1. What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session.
  2. What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as.
  3. What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth? You jam it in.
  4. Why were the cherries crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
  5. What do you get when 100 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time? A blueberry jam
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  1. What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood? A Jampire.
  2. What is Beethoven’s favorite record label? Def Jam Records.
  3. How do you get out of a jam? By having a toast.
  4. How do you start a jam session on an Apple computer? Iphone, iphtwo, iphone, iphtwo, iphthree…
  5. Why was the door jammed even though it was wide open? Because it was a jar.
  1. Does dad like jam? No but marmite.
  2. What’s the difference between jam and jelly? There’s no such thing as a jamfish.
  3. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
  4. What do you call strawberry jam that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.
  5. What did the jam band groupie say when she broke up with her boyfriend? So long, and thanks for all the phish.
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Jam one liners

Here are some great jam joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about jams.

  1. That’s my jam!
  2. I found a hidden jam (gem).
  3. Time to jam, bro!
  4. Pa-jam-as – What little jams wear to bed.
  5. Based on Lebron’s acting skills, I suspect Space Jam 2 will be a flop.
  1. My suitcase is jam-packed.
  2. Jam-boree – a huge party for jams.Jam is the grapest!
  3. Jams are so peachy!
  4. The berry best jam.
  5. That’s so jammy how all the strawberries fell perfectly in that jar.
  1. I’m filling awesome!
  2. You’re filling (killling) me with all these jam puns.
  3. Spread the love!
  4. They spread him like a book.
  5. Time to head to the jam (gym).
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Best jam jokes

These next funny jam puns are some of our best jokes and puns about jams!

  1. What month is good for toast? Jamuary.
  2. Why did the ants dance on the jam jar lid? It said twist to open.
  3. What type of jam don’t you want on toast? Toe jam.
  4. What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood? Jampire.
  5. Where do strawberries play their saxophones? At jam sessions.
  1. I have a secret joke about jams but I’m not gonna tell you. You might spread it.
  2. What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth? You jam it.
  3. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam? He called it a Wildlife Preserve.
  4. What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? We’re toast.
  5. Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his mother was in a jam.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about jams, we hope you had a good laugh.

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