60 Funny Pickle Puns

Here are 60 funny pickle jokes and the best pickle puns to crack you up. These jokes about pickles are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pickle dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pickles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pickle humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pickles that are also awesome pickle jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Who’s a pickle’s favorite artist? Salvador Dilli.
Where did the pickle go to have a few drinks? The salad bar.
What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price? A sweet dill.
What do you say to a pickle in the morning? Rise and brine.
What’s black and white and green in the middle? Two zebras, fighting over a pickle.

What do you call a pickle that got run over? Road dill.
What kind of pickle is the best at singing? A dill.
Where in London to pickles hang out? Pickle-Dilly Circus.
What do you call a pickle lullaby? A cucumber slumber number.
What did the pickle do when it won the championship? He just stood there to relish the moment.

What’s a pickle’s life philosophy? Never a dill moment.
What’s a pickle’s favorite show? Dill or no dill.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
Why did the fruit fly dance on the pickle jar? Because it said, “twist to open.”
Why didn’t the pickle jars that I ordered came on time? There was a problem with the dill-ivery.

What’s a cucumber’s favorite instrument? A pickle-o.
Why did the onion need help? It was in a pickle.
What’s a pickle’s favorite city? Phila-dill-phia.
What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it.
Why do so many people love pickles? Because they are dill-icious.

What do you call a high-end pickle? Dilluxe.
Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite? They’re well-bread.
What’s green and cold and hangs from the ceiling? An ice-pickle.
Why do gherkins giggle if you touch them? They’re very pickle-ish.
What happens when you get your hand stuck in a gherkin jar? You’re in a bit of a pickle.

When do you keep pickles in a door? When it’s ajar.
What do dill pickles call non-dill pickles? Infidills.
How do pickles celebrate their cake day? They relish the moment.
Why are pickles always in a bad mood? They’re always sour.
What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad? I relish the thought.

Here are some great pickle joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pickles.

If you are a vegan, you won’t like tro-pickle fish in a restaurant.
I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made. It was jarring.
I just saw lots of pickles lined up at the supermarket. It must be the queue-cumber.
I went to the supermarket yesterday, and they had 20% off on pickles. It was a big dill.
Today, the dill pickle is on holiday. The pickle is relishing every minute of his free time.

I ate a sour pickle about an hour ago. It wasn’t that dill-icious.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up. It makes me chuckle.
The pickle was shopping for condiments. He made all the payments with his mustar-card.
My pickle order was totally under-cooked. It was really a raw dill.
I’ve just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can’t get it out. I’m in a right pickle.

These next funny pickle puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pickles!

Why are pickles easily broken? They are dill-icate.
What do you call a pickle doctor? A dill pusher.
What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest? A tro-pickle.
Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London? Pickle-dilly Square.
Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle? Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pickles, we hope you had a good laugh.

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