100 Jokes About Hot Dogs

Here are 100 funny hot dog jokes and the best hot dog puns to crack you up.

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Hot dog puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about hot dogs.

1. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in nascar? Because no-one else would be able to ketchup.
2. How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair.
3. How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out on a date? He musted up the courage.
4. What does Winnie the Pooh put on his hot dogs? Honey mustard
5. What do you call two hotdog buns from the same bakery? Breadthren

6. Why did the family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand? They took a turn for the wurst.
7. Do you sell hot dogs? Yes, because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
8. What does a hot dog go camping in? A Wiener-Bago.
9. What do you call a hot dog with its insides removed? A hollow wienie.
10. Why did the dog stay away from the grill? He didn’t want to be the hot dog.

11. How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin.”
12. How did the hotdog get the job despite having a criminal record? It was a misde-wiener
13. Why did the hot dog refuse to go to the German club? Because it was too krauted.
14. Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.
15. Why can’t you step on hotdogs? Once the meat is on the ground it’s Bologna.

16. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot diggety dog.
17. What do you call a candid hot dog? A Frank-furter.
18. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

21. When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue.
22. What nickname did the hot dog give to his wife? Honey bun.
23. What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
24. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up.

26. What happened when the hot dog made a movie? It became an Oscar wiener.
27. Do you love to eat and think about hot dogs? Then this design is for you.
28. Who is the hot dogs’ favorite comedian? Milton Boil.
29. Is there a particular time of the year when a hot dog needs help? No. They’re always in hot water.

31. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop? Hot dog puns.
32. What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
33. What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator.
34. Have you ever been to a hot dog factory? No, I haven’t sausage a place.

36. Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races? Because it refuses to ketchup.
37. What do you get when you put a chicken, a cow, and a pig together? A hotdog.
38. What was the taxidermist doing at the hot dog stand? Stuffing his face.
39. Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?To prove he wasn’t chicken.

41. Why did the hot dog refuse to act in the movie? Because none of the rolls were good enough.
42. Why did the pizza marry the hot dog? Because they had a very frank relationship.
43. What do you call a phobia of German sausage? Fearing the Wurst.
44. Why do you want to keep your hot dog away from your moose? They’ll cover it in moosturd.
45. What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?  He relished it.

46. What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog.
47. After mocking the ketchup, what did the hot dog say? No bun intended.
48. What’s the best way to decline a hotdog eating contest? No franks.
49. Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy.
50. Why did the hot dog fail in his exams? Because he gave the wurst answers.

51. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
52. What do you call a Hot Dog on Halloween? Hot Dog. Why would the date change anything?
53. What do you call a sea of hot dogs? Frank ocean.
54. What is subway’s new hotdog? The Sub Woofer.

56. Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener.
57. What made the hot dog furious? He was getting roasted.
58. Mom, where did I come from? Trust me, you don’t want to know.
59. What is ketchup’s favorite dance on hot dog? The Salsa.
60. What did the hot dog say to the movie casting director? Let me be Frank.

61. You know what would probably be hotter in the 20s than in the 30s? A hotdog.
62. What does a hot dog think when he looks in the mirror? Watch and find out.
63. Why does ketchup on hot dogs spoil early? Because the sauce-ages.
64. What do you order at a spiritual hotdog stand? One with everything.

66. What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs? Frank Zappa.
67. What did the Zen monk say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
68. What does T’challa put on his hot dog? Wakandaments
69. What type of dogs are the most loyal? Hot dogs for they feed the hand that bites them.

Hot dog one liners

Here are some great hot dog jokes one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about hot dogs.

71. Dad jokes are like hot dogs. Frankly, I can’t get enough.
72. I saw a hot dog vendor today. She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog.
73. Disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job because he just didn’t relish it.
74. Twin towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs they got “plain”.
75. A hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says: “We don’t serve food here.”

76. “Dear, hot dogs. You’re so barbe-cute.”
77. Hey, are you lookin’ at my wiener?
78. Every oven in the greasy hot dog restaurant was broken, so the diners got a raw deal.
79. Don’t call me a wiener, I’m a Chicago hot dog.
80. I just dented my meat. I opened the freezer door too fast and the hotdogs flew out onto the floor.

81. Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves. They always come in packs.
82. Some say a hot dog tastes better when flattened like a pancake. Quite frankly, that’s balogna.
83. Went to a hot dog convention hoping to meet some women but it turned out to be a sausage fest.
84. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower”.
85. Never make eye contact while eating a hot dog.

86. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog. I’m on a roll. 
87. So hot dog, we meat again.
88. Hot dog bar! Grab a dog and dress it up.
89. They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the wurst answers.
90. Friends from school are like hot dogs. You have them because they’re there, not because you love them.

Best hot dog jokes

These next funny hot dog puns are some of our best jokes and puns about hot dogs!

91. What do you call a saw that cuts hotdogs? Sawsage.
92. Should you ever eat a hot dog on an empty stomach? Yes, but it’s better to eat them off a plate.
93. What do you call a hot dog with a sweater? A chili dog.
94. Why did the hot dog end up in a shoe? Because it was a foot long.
95. What do you call the opposite of a hot dog? A pupsicle.

96. Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun.
97. What did the hotdog say when he was constipated? Must-turd.
98. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener? Don’t be a brat.
99. Why do you have heinzsight? Because when eating a hotdog the other day I took a bite and ketchup squirted in my eye.
100. Why was the dog scared of the grill? Because he didn’t want to turn into a hot dog.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about hot dogs, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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