Here is a compilation of exam-related puns and jokes that will test your funny bone.
I’ve carefully crafted these exam puns and hope they pass the test of bringing a smile to your face.
- How do carpenters get certified? They take a board exam.
- What sort of exams do witches do? Spelling tests.
- What does a magician do the night before a college exam? Abra-cram-dabra.
- Did you hear about the pilot who aced his final exams in college? He winged it.
- Why did the student only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on the exam? Because they literally can’t even.
- What exams do vampire teachers set? Blood tests.
- What did the fish get on the math exam? A sea plus.
- Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water.
- What wild animal does well on exams despite not studying? The cheetah.
- Why did the skeleton always fail his exams in school? He was a numskull.
Exam One Liners
I’ve compiled this selection of exam one-liners, hoping they’ll score high on your humor scale and brighten your day.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t take exams. He submits to no one.
- Bit nervous about my maths exam. Think my chances of passing it are 40-40.
- A pirate I know just got his exam results. High Cs.
- I decided to wear wool socks for my exam, in case I got cold feet.
- Didn’t do well in my football teamwork exam. I didn’t pass.
- A friend of mine ended up failing his chair exam. He’s going to resit.
- Teacher: Name the nation people hate most. Student: Exami-nation.
- Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil. It just wasn’t 2B.
- My calculator stopped working mid-way through my exam. I can’t count on it anymore.
- A physics student failed an exam so badly his test paper froze solid. He got absolute zero.
Best Exam Jokes
Here are the best jokes about exams. Let me know in the comments if you agree or if you have a favorite joke you think should make this list!
- If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam. I’d have $7.30 now.
- Why did the hot dog fail in his exams? Because he gave the wurst answers.
- I ate my exam paper. Sooner or later, I will pass the exam.
- I failed my Greek Mythology exam. It has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
- You know what happens to those who ignore the past? They usually fail their history exam.
- I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
- Disappointed to fail my psychic exam. Didn’t see that coming.
- They say the customer is always right. So I took my exam in a grocery store.
- I passed my Algebra test today but failed my Biology exam. The aftermath was really difficult.
- It’s easy to prepare for a pest control exam. All you have to do is stay up all night swatting.
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about exams, I hope you had a good laugh.
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