45 Jokes About Oceans

Here are 45 funny ocean jokes and the best ocean puns to crack you up. These jokes about oceans are great ocean jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of ocean dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about oceans, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this ocean humor with others.

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Ocean puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about oceans that are also awesome ocean jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. How do you find electricity in the ocean? Just look for the current.
  2. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw.
  3. Why can’t blind people eat ocean fish? Because it’s see-food.
  4. What did Cinderella wear when she swam in the ocean? Glass flippers.
  5. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
  1. Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.
  2. What do you call a thousand Australian lawyers in the ocean? The Great Barrister Reef.
  3. What do you get when you cross the ocean with sand? Honestly, I’m not that shore myself.
  4. What’s the most popular TV show in the ocean? Whale of fortune.
  5. Who keeps the ocean clean? The mermaid.
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  1. What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
  2. Why does the ocean roar? You’d roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.
  3. What do you call an ocean with security cameras? An Orwhaleian nightmare.
  4. What kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean? Heavy rock.
  5. What do octopuses put on their toast? Ocean current jam.
  1. Why did the penguin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
  2. Why did the whale cross the ocean? It was her life’s porpoise.
  3. What did the sand say to the ocean? What are you dune tonight.
  4. Why did the blonde throw her iPad into the ocean? So she could get it to sync.
  5. What happened to the dolphin that decided to leave SeaWorld and have herself a family out in the ocean? She was reporpoised.
  1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the oceans bottom.
  2. What is the best tool in the ocean? A hammerhead shark.
  3. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob.
  4. What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common? They are both a FantaSea.
  5. Did you guys hear about the shipment of spices that fell into the ocean? Huge waste of thyme.
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Ocean one liners

Here are some great ocean joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about oceans.

  1. They say if you put your ears up to a seashell, you can hear the ocean.
  2. My son said he wanted to swim in an ocean someday, any ocean at all. I told him to be more Pacific.
  3. The oceans are comprised of minimally-carbonated salt water. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
  4. We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the ocean. It was a real mist opportunity.
  5. Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
  1. My sister told me she won’t scatter my ashes in the ocean. She said there was already too much trash in it.
  2. The ocean had a runny nose, so he told the beach not to sand so near him.
  3. I see you trying to come up with some funny ocean puns. But I beach you to it.
  4. Some corn, a carrot, and cucumber all fell into the ocean. Now they are all C foods.
  5. There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the air. I mean, it’s plane to sea.
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Best ocean jokes

These next funny ocean puns are some of our best jokes and puns about oceans!

  1. What keeps the ocean from leaking out? The seals.
  2. What do you call an ocean on the moon? Lunacy.
  3. What do you find in the middle of the ocean? The letter “e”.
  4. What swims in the ocean and does math? An octoplus.
  5. What happens when you take a nap by the ocean? You wake up with Resting Beach Face.
  1. Where do jellyfish sleep? On the ocean bed.
  2. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
  3. Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean? Mussels.
  4. During a fight with the ocean, what did the sand say? You’re such a beach.
  5. What do you call a crab who will do anything to survive in the ocean? A shell out.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about oceans, we hope you had a good laugh.

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