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30 Jokes About Jellyfish

ByChe Lewis

Here are 30 funny jellyfish jokes and the best jellyfish puns to crack you up. These jokes about jellyfishes are great jellyfish jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of jellyfish dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about jellyfishes, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this jellyfish humor with others.

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Jellyfish puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about jellyfishes that are also awesome jellyfish jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran? A man o’ war.
  2. What fish goes good with peanut butter? Jellyfish.
  3. Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish? A jellyfish, that’s a no-brainer.
  4. What do you call a jellyfish on a racing boat? A stringy thingy in a dinghy.
  5. What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set.
  1. Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains. This gives me hope for the next generation.
  2. What car does a jellyfish drive? Invertible
  3. What do you call a jellyfish on a racing boat? A stringy thingy in a dinghy.
  4. What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? One’s a spineless, poisonous blob and the other is a form of sea life.
  5. What do you call a fish from the North Pole? A Jollyfish.
  1. What language do jellyfish speak? Gelatin
  2. Why didn’t the jellyfish fight the shark? Because he was spineless
  3. Did you hear the joke about peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it
  4. What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? One’s a spineless, poisonous blob and the other is a form of sea life.
  5. Jellyfish and politicians are pretty similar. They don’t have hearts or brains only stomachs.
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Jellyfish one liners

Here are some great Jellyfish joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about jellyfishes.

  1. Jelly-copter – How jellies get around in the air.
  2. The opposite of a jellyfish is a peanut butter fish.
  3. I created a cocktail called the Jellyfish. It’s 98% water.
  4. The largest land jellyfish is a jelly-phant.
  5. In the middle of a jellyfish is a jelly-button.
  1. A refined jellyfish is also called jelly-gant.
  2. Young jellyfish go to jelly-mentary school.
  3. If a jellyfish eats too much, it gets a jelly-ache.
  4. To move up and down, jellyfish take the jelly-vator.
  5. Evan-jelly-ist – A jelly that spreads the message of God.
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Best Jellyfish jokes

These next funny jellyfish puns are some of our best jokes and puns about jellyfishes!

  1. Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish? A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer
  2. Did you hear about the shark ghost? It vanished into fin air
  3. Jellyfish are simple to understand. They’re no-brainers.
  4. Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with jellyfish
  5. Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it. Husband: (peeing on jellyfish) This is for stinging my wife.
Cartoon graphic of smiling blue jellyfish on blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about jellyfishes, we hope you had a good laugh.

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