50 Funny Butter Jokes and Puns

Welcome to my list of funny butter jokes. Did you know butter could churn out some seriously cheesy humor? Well, you butter believe it!

If you’ve got your own spread of jokes, don’t hesitate to comment!

Butter puns

Ah, puns! The bread and butter of every jokester’s arsenal. These butter puns are quick, sharp, and to the point – just like a knife through a butter block!

1. Does butter sink or float? Neither, Butterflies.
2. Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread.
3. Why did the butter go to school? To get a bit more cultured
4. How do you turn butter into clarified butter? By explaining it.
5. What did the butter say to the corn? I got you covered!

6. Why do the butter knives put on bow ties? Because they wanted to look sharp.
7. Why was there peanut butter on the road? It went with the traffic jam.
8. What did the waiter say to the lobster who soaked up too much butter? That was very shellfish of you.
9. Have you heard of I can’t believe it’s not butter? It’s basically the same as butter, but there’s a margarinal difference.
10. What did the slab of butter say after finally reaching the classroom? Butter late than never.

11. What did the Mandalorian say whist churning butter? This is the whey.
12. I asked the French baker what he makes? He said Croissants are my bread and butter.
13. Why did bread break up with margarine? For a butter lover.
14. What did the jam say to the bread after the failure of their relationship? Your deserve butter.
15. What did the cream say when he proposed to the churner? We are butter together.

16. Why couldn’t the butter hack the job? It melted under pressure.
17. What did the peanut butter say after hearing the sweet song? That’s my jam.
18. Why is it so hard to make butter? Because it takes e-churn-ity.
19. Why isn’t butter made right away? Because it has to wait for its churn.
20. Why didn’t they replace the singer from Pearl Jam? They couldn’t find a Butter Man.

21. Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spread it around.
22. How do you make a waffle smile? Butter him up.
23. Why did the chap throw the contents of his fridge out of the window?  He wanted to see the butterfly.
24. Why did the bishop place butter on his Bible? He wanted to spread the word.
25. What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies.

26. Why was the peanut butter always broke? Because he worked for peanuts.
27. Did you know peanut butter has 124 calories per spoonful? That’s nuts.
28. What did the butter say to the bread? I’m on a roll.
29. Why did the toast get glasses? To help it see butter.
30. Did you hear about the frustrated butter? It had a melt down.

31. Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie? Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.
32. What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? We’re toast.
33. Why don’t people with butter fingers like jokes? They can’t handle it.
34. What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error.
35. What is a dairy product like as a partner? They’re your butter half.

Butter one liners

Here are some great butter joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about butter.

36. Please don’t ask me to tell you that rumor about butter. I refuse to spread it.
37. There is no margarine for error when you have to choose between unsalted and salted butter.
38. When I started my job at the butter manufacturing company, my stomach churned.
39. The joke about butter was so long, I was thinking about shortening it.
40. A vegetarian butter chicken is everything but-a chicken.

41. I usually butter my skillet before making pancakes because it cooks batter.
42. Find me a butter knife for cutting butter. I’ll wait.
43. Jokes about fake butter are margarinally funny.
44. My friend hurt himself while making butter on his farm. It was an unfortunate churn of events.
45. My brother pranked me by throwing a stick of butter at me. How dairy?

46. I see more and more shops selling really big butter knives. They’re becoming widespread.
47. A butter that goes on a winning streak is on a roll.
48. I was going to write more jokes about butter but I didn’t want to spread myself too thin.
49. When I threw the slab of butter out of the window, I made a butterfly.
50. I tried margarine for a while, but it churns out I like butter better.

Final thoughts

I hope you enjoy these creamy, dreamy butter jokes! Remember, if you’ve got a butter joke up your sleeve that’s too good not to share, drop it in the comments!

If you want to hear more cheesy jokes about food then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Bean jokes
• Lemon puns
• Jokes about avocado
• Hot dog jokes for kids