60 Funny Lobster Puns

Here are 60 funny lobster jokes and the best lobster puns to crack you up. These jokes about lobsters are great lobster jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of lobster dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about lobsters, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this lobster humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about lobsters that are also awesome lobster jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What is the lobster’s favorite shot in tennis? The lob.
Where do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn shop.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone? A snappy talk.
Where are there no hipster lobsters? In the Maine stream.
What did the ocean say to the lobster when they saw each other? Nothing, it just waved.

Did you hear about the lobster that rode a sea mammal into battle? He did it on porpoise.
Why do sharks not like lobsters? They are way too shellfish.
What’s worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ.
Why did the lobster giggle? Because the sea weed.
What did the lobster fisherman say when he found his crate empty on the wharf? There a-piers to be a problem.

How did the lobsters travel around the beach? By shell-i-copter.
Did you hear about the fight at Red Lobster? Four fish were battered.
Why was the ocean screaming? You would too if you had lobsters on your bottom.
Why did the lobster take a long time to learn the basics of the English alphabet? Probably because he spent a lot of years at C.
Did you hear about the big fight between the blue and red lobsters? The other lobsters said it was like a sea-n from a movie.

What did the lobster cowboy say? Yee-claw.
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains? Kings Crustation.
Have you seen my lobster? I’m worried he might by a lost claws.
Why did the lobster eat his meal at such an early time? Because the food at the restaurant was served based on a first-come, first surfed basis.
Did you hear there’s a shop where you can get lobster tails for just $1? Yes, when I went and paid my $1, the shopkeeper started saying, “Once upon a time, there was this lobster…”

What part of the bread factory would lobsters work in? The crust station.
What did the chef say when a customer asked him why her lobster tasted different to the other freshwater crustaceans? Because the ocean made it salty.
What did the tied up lobster fear more than boiling water? Claw-Strophobia.
What would you call a gangster crustacean of the ocean? A mobster lobster.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster? It helps them get out of their shell.

What did the confused lobster ask his friend when he didn’t understand? Can you please be a little more pacific?
Have you heard about the lobster who started going to the gym? It pulled a mussel.
What is the first thing that parent lobsters teach their children? To not allow a turtle stranger in their homes.
Why was the lobster wearing seashells? Because she was shore they were current-ly trending.
What did the husband lobster say to his wife when they were arguing? I don’t think I sea it quite that way.

Here are some great lobster joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about lobsters.

The lobster was called shellfish by the clam. He was not sharing her pearl.
During the wedding, a lobster sang a very nice song to the new wife. The wife said that was shrimply the best for herself.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
The lobster teacher was amused with the speech made by one of the students. The speech seemed quite crabtivating.
My lobster’s name is Claude.

A sick lobster was advised by the health officer to consume food that was rich in vitamin-sea.
I’ve not seen my pet lobster in months. I’m afraid it’s a lost claws.
I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
Lobsters are very kind and usually share everything with other sea creatures. You could say that they’re quite shellfless.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.

The lobster in therapy began the long process of reframing his tidal view on life.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays. They’re so shellfish.
The lobster kicked off his vows during the wedding by saying that she was his butter half.
To excel in a math test, the lobster hid some algae-bra on his feet.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time. It was souper good.

These next funny lobster puns are some of our best jokes and puns about lobsters!

Where does a lobster keep its clothes? In its claw-set.
What do you call a crab that throws things? A lobster.
How do lobsters answer the phone? Shello.
Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut? He’s working in the crust station.
When can’t you eat any boiled lobster, clam, or shrimps? When you have shellfish steamed issues.

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about lobsters, we hope you had a good laugh.

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