70 Funny Mole Puns

Here are 70 funny mole jokes and the best mole puns to crack you up. These jokes about moles are great mole jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mole dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about moles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mole humor with others.

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Mole puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about moles that are also awesome moles jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What are mammoles? Four-legged ani-moles.
2. What kind of entertainment do moles like? Mole-some.
3. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes? It’s mole-itically incorrect. 
4. What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller? Paraceta-mole.
5. What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect? A mole-squito.
6. What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance? A ther-mole reaction.

6. What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone? A mole-bil telephone.
7. What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink? Coca-mole-a.
8. What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination? A shopping mole.
9. What do you get if you cross a mole with an avocado? Guacamole.
10. What do you get if you cross a mole with a popular board game? Mole-opoly.

11. What do you get if you cross a mole with a Native American tribe? A Mole-hawk.
12. What did the mole go as for Halloween? Moleficent.
13. What did one mole say to the other mole after they had won the quarter-finals? Semi-fi-moles next.
14. What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal? A ca-mole.
15. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads? A steam-mole-r.

16. What kind of test do moles like best? Ones with mole-tiple choice answers.
17. What do you call a miserable mole? Dis-mole.
18. How do moles get in touch with their friends? By e-mole.
19. What do you get if you cross a mole with a decoration that hangs from the ceiling? A mole-bile.
20. What did the generous mole say when uninvited friends crashed her party? The mole the merrier.

21. Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly? Because he burrowed and never returned.
22. What are moles made of? Mole-cules.
23. What TV show do moles like best? Molerose place.
24. Why do moles eat so much? Because they are mole-nourished.
25. How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away.

26. What type of music do moles love? Mole-town.
27. What did mole teach her students in math class? Mole-tiplication.
28. Who was moles favorite composer? Moles-art.
29. Why did the mole say when she joined NASA? I want to explore the molar system.
30. Where do famous moles live? Beverly Holes.

31. Why do moles like Cindy Crawford? They are her favorite super-mole-dle.
32. What kind of fruit do moles eat in the summer? Water-mole-ns.
33. Why did the mole doctor lose his job? Medical mole-practice.
34. Remember the guy who hated his mole? Now it’s growing on him.
35. What type of coffee do moles like? Ground coffee.

36. What is a moles least favorite arcade game? Whack-a-mole.
37. What do moles put in their hot chocolates? Marsh-mole-ows.
38. What is a moles favorite type of music?  Rock ‘n’ mole.
39. How do moles finance their homes? With a molegage.
40. What kind of hairstyle to moles like the most? Molehawks.

41. What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel? A re-mole control.
42. What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party? The mole the merrier.
43. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music? A mole-ody.
44. What do you call a couple of moles acting like fools? A bunch of mole-asses .
45. Why did the mole go to the dentist? To take out one of her mole-ars.

46. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see? A mole of molasses.
47. What did the people say when a mole was elected as pope? Holey moley.
48. Why do moles love Albert Einstein? Because he helped create the very first model of a wormhole.
49. Why are moles always broke? Because they know: Mole money. Mole problems.
50. If a mole working within the FBI were to come up with a joke what kind would it be? An inside joke.

Mole one liners

Here are some great mole joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about moles.

51. Once you’ve told one mole joke, have you told them mole?
52. I knew a spy mole who turned double agent. He was a mole mole.
53. A mole has just won the lottery. She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
54. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind. She broke the moled.
55. I don’t think people should tell mole jokes. They are mole-itically incorrect.

56. Moles over dramatise everything. They make mountains out of mole hills.
57. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
58. I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.
59. My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
60. I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it. It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.

Best mole jokes

These next funny mole puns are some of our best jokes and puns about moles.

61. How to moles travel around the universe? Through worm-moles.
62. How do moles connect to the Internet? With mole-dems.
63. What do you call a mole with no legs? A rolly moley.
64. Which old-school hairstyle do moles have? A mole-et.
65. What should a mole bride wear? Something burrowed.

66. What is a mole’s favorite amusement? A mole-a-coaster.
67. What do you call it when something blocks your vision of a mole? A molar eclipse.
68. What do you call a rich mole? A multi-mole-ionaire.
69. What kind of weatherman does a mole use? A seis-mole-ogist.
70. How are mole children punished for disobeying their parents? They are above-grounded.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about moles, we hope you had a good laugh.

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