45 Jokes About Blue

Get ready to dive into this collection of jokes about blue. I’ve got everything from cheesy jokes about blue things to blue puns and quick one-liners. Plus, if you’ve got any of your own clean and funny blue-related jokes, feel free to share them in the comments below!

Cartoon graphic of blue robot on blue background.

Blue puns

Let’s kick things off with some cheesy jokes about all things blue. Whether it’s the sky, the ocean, or your favorite blue jeans.

  1. Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island doesn’t wave back.
  2. The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
  3. What fruit always feels depressed? A blue-berry.
  4. What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf? Blue cheese.
  5. Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
  1. What does a Blue Stain and a Red Stain make? A big mess
  2. Why did the burglar wear Blue gloves? He didn’t want to get caught Red handed.
  3. What is blue and not heavy? Light blue.
  4. A cheese factory exploded in France. It blue cheese everywhere.
  5. A Blues guitar walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, minors aren’t allowed in here.” (fun fact “Minors” refer to the musical term for the keys, scales, or chords that are associated with a sad or melancholy sound, such as the blues genre.)
  1. What did the sad architect draw? A blue-print.
  2. Why did the turquoise movie flop? Too many blue-pers
  3. What happens when you plant cornflower seeds? They blue-m
  4. Why was the blue so confident? He was very azure of himself.
  5. Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of blue jeans!
Cartoon graphic of blue fish on blue background.

Blue one liners

Here are some great blue joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about the color blue.

  1. Blue and far between.
  2. Give credit where credit is blue.
  3. Have I got blues for you!
  4. In blue course.
  5. I’d hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
  1. You finally showed us your blue colors.
  2. It’s all blue and far between.
  3. We are almost there. Just a blue more steps.
  4. Bite off more than you can blue.
  5. That is too good to be blue.
Cartoon graphic of blue earth on blue background.
  1. Blue peas in a pod.
  2. A dream come blue.
  3. Life’s blue short.
  4. This is blue much.
  5. Say a blue words.
  1. Don’t have a Blue.
  2. Mountain Blue.
  3. Who Blue You Think You Are?
  4. Blue the right thing.
  5. How blue you know.
  1. Blue it yourself.
  2. I blue you were trouble.
  3. I blue it.
  4. This is blue much.
  5. Goody blue shoes.

Best blue jokes

These next funny blue puns are some of our favorite jokes about the color blue!

  1. A patient goes to the doctor and says “I feel kind of blue”. He has mild davis.
  2. What do you call a person who studies the color blue? A cyantologist.
  3. What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for? A navy seal
  4. Did you know Mandalorians love blue-milk cottage cheese? This is the whey.
  5. My least favourite hue is purple. It’s worse than red and blue combined.
Cartoon graphic of blue dinosaur on blue background.

Final thoughts

And there you have it, a colorful collection of blue jokes and puns. Remember, you can keep the laughter rolling by sharing your clean, funny blue-related jokes in the comments below!

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