40 Funny October Jokes

Here are 40 funny October jokes and the best October puns to crack you up. These jokes about October are great October jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of October dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about October, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this October humor with others.

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October puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about October that are also awesome October jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Why do some people love October? They fall for it every year.
  2. How should you hunt deer in October With an autumn-atic rifle.
  3. What do you say when it’s the end of the month? It’s Oct-over.
  4. What was Humpty Dumpty’s favorite month? October because he had a great fall.
  5. Why do birds fly south in October? Because it’s quicker than walking.
  1. What is the best thing about October? All the cobwebs and dust in your house just become Halloween decorations.
  2. Why is it so easy to trick a leaf in October? They fall for anything.
  3. What did the ghost say when it found out it was October? It’s boo-tiful outside.
  4. Why were so many people suddenly being sarcastic? It was the first day of the month of Mock-tober.
  5. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
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  1. What do lawyers wear in October? Lawsuits.
  2. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for October.
  3. When do Bavarians rip the sleeves off their shirts? Octobervest.
  4. What month is best for a music festival? Rock-tober.
  5. Which month is the best for investing? Stoc-tober.
  1. What month of the year gives Spider Man the most trouble? Ock-tober.
  2. Why did the hardware store have a sale on deadbolts? It was lock-tober.
  3. Why did the green light turn amber in October? Because it was fall.
  4. How do young fish get to school? By octobus.
  5. What does Elon Musk like to do on October 31st? Trick or tweet.
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October one liners

Here are some great October joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about October.

  1. End of October? I guess you could say it’s Oct-over
  2. Somebody needs to wake up Green Day. It’s October 1st
  3. Don’t June know it’s October? Sometimes I think you can’t December.
  4. I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost. Guess I spook too soon.
  5. My crush and I are getting married. I am getting married on 21st August and she is on 20th October.
  1. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October. It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.
  2. I always forget that holiday that comes at the end of October. Then the doorbell rings, witch reminds me.
  3. I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
  4. October is Octover. November is Nowvember. December is Desoonber.
  5. Everyone argues over writing dates 2 October or October 2, either way 10/2 your own business.
  1. October 10th was such a great day. 10/10
  2. Everyone keeps posting about Mayweather. But I’m 99% sure it’s October.
  3. Really hate having to wait till October to drive my new car. Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile.
  4. Today is the first day of the month when the 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation. It’s when the Octo-Bears wake up.
  5. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September. It’s the dictionary
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Best October jokes

These next funny October puns are some of our best jokes and puns about October!

  1. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in October? They were autumn mated.
  2. Why are trees so carefree and easygoing in October? Because every fall, they let loose.
  3. What did October say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me.
  4. Why is my gun so excited for October? Because it’s a semi autumn addict.
  5. What did the girl say when it was snowing on Halloween?  Octobrrrrr.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about October, we hope you had a good laugh.

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