25 Funny Rowing Puns

Here are 25 funny rowing jokes and the best rowing puns to crack you up. These jokes about rowing are great jokes for kids and adults.

Rowing puns

Here is our top list of rowing dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about rowing, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this rowing humor with others.

How do people rowing in the ocean say hi to each other? They wave.
How did the Pope sink the brand new rowboat? He christened it with “Holey Water.
Why did the girls rowing team have problems competing? They didn’t have boy-ancy.
Did you hear about the rower who wore two jackets when he painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
Why was the skeleton always left out in rowing? Because he had no body to go with.

Where do ghosts like to go rowing? Lake Eerie
What game do young rowers play? Dock Dock Caboose.
When is a rower like a judge? When he sits on the bench.
What do a dentist and a rowing coach have in common? They both use drills.
What did the mummy rowing coach say at the end of practice? “Let’s wrap this up.”

Here are some great rowing joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about rowing.

I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat. But I bottled it.
Rowing a boat takes practice, the trick is you have to develop a row-tine.
In medieval times, knights also had to know how to row a boat, because they had to go on crew-sades.
Today someone told me rowing a boat is easy. Water-load of rubbish.
If you are in love with a rower, a-skiff they would like to go on a date with you.

These next funny rowing puns are some of our best jokes and puns about rowing!

What should we really call a rowing machine? A row-bot.
When rowing a boat, do you use the left paddle or the right paddle? Either oar.
Why is a lion so good at rowing? He has a great r-oar.
How do you make a rowboat look younger? Boat-Tox.
Where do zombies like to go rowing? The Dead Sea.