45 Funny Cloud Puns

Here are 45 funny cloud jokes and the best cloud puns to crack you up. These jokes about clouds are great cloud jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of cloud dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about clouds, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this cloud humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about clouds that are also awesome cloud jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What does a cloud with lots of money do? Make it rain.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? Rained for years.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud? Because she was the raining champion.
Why was the cloud low hanging? It was watered down.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
What did the clouds do after seeing the light show? They gave a thunderous applause.
I can cry but I don’t have eyes I can fly but I don’t have wings who am I? A cloud
Why do mice stay inside when the sky is overcast with clouds? Because it might rain cats and dogs.

Why do clouds appear in different shapes and sizes? Because they’re in de-skies.
Why was the cloud so dark and stormy? It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the guy who hid in the clouds? He was hiding in plane sight.
Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border? Because it was a for-rainer.

What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid? Aerial.
What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed? It sure is muggy out.
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch? It finds the nearest skyscraper.
Why did the cow on the cloud not gamble? Because the steaks were too high.
Why do meteorologists pay so much attention to wispy clouds? They take them cirrus-ly!

Here are some great cloud joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about clouds.

I don’t like clouds. They’re always throwing shade.
I made a joke about clouds. It went over everyone’s head.
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds. I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.
I used some magic to make a cloud laugh. It was mist tickle.
One cloud says to another, “Oh no, we don’t have enough water to make a rainstorm.” The other cloud says, “Don’t worry, we’ll make dew.”

I’m grateful for gravity. It keeps my head out of the clouds.
I just connected my phone to the cloud I had 10 mist calls.
I thought I saw a cloud that looked like a pastry. But it was a pie in the sky.
A friend of mine is looking for an aerial water storage system. He’s working on a cloud based solution.
I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was. But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
Look at that cloud, trying to act all cool. He’s nothing’ but smog
You’re like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
Once a cloud floated into the bar for a beer. The bartender said, “I’m sorry, but your thunder-aged.”
It’s hard to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds, since most of the time they are in de-skies.

These next funny cloud puns are some of our best jokes and puns about clouds!

Where do birds keep their photos? On the cloud.
How do you tie up a cloud? With a rainbow.
How do clouds invest their money? In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.
How do clouds keep in touch with each other? Using sky-pe.
What did the cloud say to his long lost friend? I mist you.

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about clouds, we hope you had a good laugh.

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