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50 Funny Magic Puns

Here are 50 funny magic jokes and the best magic puns to crack you up. These jokes about magic are great magic jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of magic dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about magic, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this magic humor with others.

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Magic puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about magic that are also awesome magic jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. How many magicians does it take to do magic? Just one will do the trick.
  2. Why did three witches call in the plumber? Hubble, bubble, toilet trouble.
  3. What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini.
  4. What did the magician say when he couldn’t make his magic wand work? Oh stick.
  5. What did the magician say after saying he was going to pull a rabbit from his hat? This next trick is a hare-raising experience.
  1. Why did Jafar not finish school? He was ex-spelled.
  2. Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? He had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
  3. What happened to the bad-tempered witch? She flew off the handle.
  4. Why did the witch go to the doctor? She had a dizzy spell.
  5. What did the magician say when he failed to pull a rabbit out of his hat? I guess it was just hare-brained idea.
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  1. What do you call a large bird that practices dark magic? An ostwitch.
  2. What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo.
  3. What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet.
  4. What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared? Avocadobra.
  5. What do you call a fairy who likes to fix things? Tinkerbell.
  1. What do you call a bee with a spell on him? Bee-witched.
  2. What do you call a wizard that uses Ice Magic? A blizzard.
  3. Did you hear about the magic tractor? He went down the road and turned into a field.
  4. Why couldn’t harry potter feel the magic? Because he was having a dry spell.
  5. What do you call someone who manages the money of an organization that practices black magic? An occultant.
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Magic one liners

Here are some great magic joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about magic.

  1. If I want to be a good magician I really have to pocus on my craft.
  2. I have got a magical hoodie. I call it hoodieni.
  3. Last week I saw a magician walk down the street. He turned into a supermarket.
  4. I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me, Outlook not so good.
  5. The magician was unrecognizable in the street. He always kept his hoodini up.
  1. The magician got so angry he pulled his hair out.
  2. I showed a mime a magic trick. He was speechless.
  3. I asked why the magician was late to the party. He said, “bewitcha in a minute.”
  4. I went to witch school when I was a kid. I didn’t love it. All we did was spell.
  5. I never saw the magician’s spell book. He kept it under warlock and key.
  1. The witch hated riding her broomstick on a cold night. She just went out for a short spell.
  2. A Mexican magician was doing a magic show. He said “Uno, dos…”And he disappeared without a tres.
  3. The magician was sad he’d failed at his trick. He became a wand erring soul.
  4. I’ll just locate the middle of the rope, should be somewhere near the center I think
  5. A good magician’s assistant is hard to find. They’re highly sawed after.
  1. Witches don’t really like martial arts. The only exception being taekwando.
  2. I was fired from my job today as a children’s magician. Apparently, when I make the kids disappear out of thin air, I also have to make them reappear.
  3. I’m like a magician, I make things disappear, like my money.
  4. My son asked me to make him a paper airplane. I tried all the magic I know but he’s still just a boy.
  5. The magician was worried about his garden after the summer. He’d been going through a dry spell.
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Best magic jokes

These next funny magic puns are some of our best jokes and puns about magic!

  1. What school of magic does a giraffe practice? Neckromancy.
  2. Why doesn’t Voldemort wear glasses? Nobody nose.
  3. What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
  4. What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.
  5. What happens if someone sees a magic crime? They enter the Witches’ Protection Program.
  1. What type of candy does the most magic? Twix.
  2. Why did the magician take a bath? So he could clean up his act.
  3. What do you learn at witch school? Spelling.
  4. What’s a magician’s favorite make-up? Vanishing cream.
  5. What kind of dog does magic tricks? A Labracadabrador.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about magic, we hope you had a good laugh.

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