50 Funny Rice Puns

Here are 50 funny rice jokes and the best rice puns to crack you up. These jokes about rice are great rice jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of rice dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about rice, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this rice humor with others.

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Rice puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about rice that are also awesome rice jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What’s the best kind of rice to sleep on? Pilau.
  2. What’s a gang members favorite snack? Rice crips-ies.
  3. What are people who doesn’t like rice called? Ricists.
  4. Why did the beauty company add rice to their face masks? To make them easier to Pilaf.
  5. What do you call a fight over figurines in the middle of a rice field? A knick-knack-paddy-wack.
  1. Why doesn’t anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice’s House? Because she unmasks them all.
  2. Why should you add Soya sauce to rice? Because brown rice is healthier than white rice.
  3. What’s the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice.
  4. What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don’t wok away from me.
  5. Why do some types of sushi have rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap? That’s just how it rolls.
  1. What kind of cars do sushi chefs drive? Rolls rice.
  2. Did you know that rice helps to improve your memory? Just some food for thought.
  3. How do you tame wild rice? With a very small saddle.
  4. What do you call the ruler of all things rice? Queenua.
  5. Why wouldn’t the sushi chef serve the musician? Because he was out of tuna.
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  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rice. Rice, who? Rice to meet you.
  2. What does sushi say in the morning? Rice and shine.
  3. What does rebellious rice always do? Goes against the grain.
  4. What did the sushi say when he introduced himself to the avocado? Rice to meet you.
  5. Why does some sushi have the rice on the outside of the seaweed wrap? That’s just how it rolls.
  1. How do you tame wild rice? With a very small saddle.
  2. What do you call the ruler of all things rice? Queenua.
  3. How does rice say goodbye? I hope to see you a-grain soon.
  4. What do you get when you cross fish and rice with a stiletto? Shoe-shi.
  5. What did the rice farmer say as he was working hard in the fields? No pain, no grain.
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Rice one liners

Here are some great rice joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about rice.

  1. My brother doesn’t like brown rice. He’s a rice-ist.
  2. I accidentally spilled rice on my headphones. Now all my music sounds grainy.
  3. When I was little, I think I ate too many Rice Krispies. Now all my body does is snap, crackle and pop.
  4. I was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter came over and grabbed the poppadoms and rice. I really wish he’d stop taking sides.
  5. I never order shrimp-fried rice. Call me old fashioned, but I like my food to be prepared by a human.
  1. lego released a licorice block called lego-rice.
  2. I’m going out for a curry with a friend, but she can’t eat rice. She’s basmatic.
  3. My friend is a sushi chef and he earns a lot of money. He even drives a Rolls-Rice.
  4. I heard an outlandish tale all about rice but, thinking about it, I don’t think there was a grain of truth in it.
  5. My cellphone got wet, so I put it in rice, but I don’t think it’s working. The soy sauce just made things worse.
  1. Last night, I dreamt I was eating a curry and when I woke up, my pilau was missing.
  2. I was out for dinner when other diners started throwing rice. Before I knew it, a pilau fight had broken out.
  3. Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
  4. I always make a mess when cooking rice on my stovetop. It is a starch reminder.
  5. I took a picture of rice but I decided to delete it. It was too grainy.
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Best rice jokes

These next funny rice puns are some of our best jokes and puns about rice!

  1. What did the potato say to the rice on his birthday? Sup-rice.
  2. What do you say to wake someone up? Rice and shine.
  3. Which is the favorite time of day? Sun-rice.
  4. What is the plural form of rice? Extra rice.
  5. How did the diner feel when he put too much sauce on his rice? He was over-soyed.
  1. What’s the name of the Greek philosopher who loves rice? Arisotto.
  2. What is a neurologists favorite food? Freud Rice.
  3. What dessert can you give a child who won’t eat their dinner? Rice cream.
  4. What’s Spiderman’s favorite brand of rice? Uncle Ben.
  5. What happens if you contact Snap, Crackle, and Pop on Twitter? You get a Rice Krispies tweet.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about rice, we hope you had a good laugh.

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