55 Funny Dolphin Jokes
Dive deep into an ocean of laughs with these fin-tastic dolphin jokes! These jokes will make a real splash. If you have any of your own dolphin jokes to add, comment them below!
Dolphin puns
Here are some of our favorite jokes about dolphins!
- Why don’t dolphins like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net.
- Where do dolphin races end? At dolphin-ish line.
- What should dolphins always have to stay healthy? Vitamin sea.
- What did the dolphin say when he posted bail? I’m off the hook.
- Why was the dolphin so sad? His life had no porpoise.
- What’s the best way to hear dolphins talking? Just listen to their podcast.
- What game do dolphins play at parties? Salmon says.
- If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks. It costs an arm and a leg.
- Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests? Because they work below C-Level.
- How do you make a dolphin laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
- What do dolphins say when they hear bad jokes? That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
- What did the dolphin policeman say to his partner at the crime scene? Something smells fishy.
- Who helps poorly dolphins at the underwater hospital? Sturgeons.
- How do dolphins decide who gets the last fish? Flipper coin.
- What kind of soap do dolphins use? All porpoise cleaner.
- How did the octopus make the dolphin laugh? With ten-tickles.
- What’s a dolphin’s favorite ride at the theme park? The Big Dipper.
- What did the ocean say to the dolphin? Nothing, it just waved.
- Where do dolphins go on holiday? Finland.
- What’s a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
- What did daddy dolphin do when his teenage dolphin was late for dinner? He flipped out.
- What did the people say when they were waiting for the dolphins to jump? Water they waiting for.
- What happened after the dolphin ate tainted fish? He lost his herring.
- Why did the dolphins get married? Because they were head over fins in love.
- How do dolphins travel long distances? They whale a cab.
- Have you ever tried to cut the fins off a dolphin? It really defeats the porpoise.
- What do you call a person from Finland who is extremely boring? A dull Fin.
- How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
- I met a really cool dolphin the other day. We didn’t have to say much, we just clicked.
- What did Cinderella dolphin lose at the ball? Her glass flipper.
- Where do dolphins go to sleep? In their water beds.
- Where do lady dolphins keep their money? In their octopurse.
- How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin? On porpoise.
- What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it? Flipper off.
- Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink? A dive bar.
- Are the shows at Sea World fun? Dolphinately.
- How do poorly dolphins get to the underwater hospital? By clam-bulance.
- What did the baby dolphin say when she was sad? Nothing, she just whale-d.
- How do dolphins send all their messages? Via sea-mail.
- What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying? Stop spouting nonsense
- What happened to the dolphin that decided to leave SeaWorld and have herself a family out in the ocean? She was reporpoised.
- What is the difference between a dolphin and a tuna. You can’t dolphin guitar.
- Where do dolphins work? The Offish.
- What did the dolphin say when the priest tossed him a fish? Holy mackerel.
Best dolphin jokes
These next funny dolphin puns are some of our best!
- Why did the dolphin cross the road? To get to the other tide.
- What do you call a dolphin with a tie? So-fish-ticated.
- Why do dolphins enjoy living in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
- What made the dolphin suddenly blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
- Why are dolphins so good at making pancakes? They’re great flippers.
- What is is a dolphin’s favorite day? Fin-dependence day.
- What did the man say to the dolphin at the magic show? Pick a cod, any cod.
- What do you call a dolphin with a red nose? Rudolphin
- What does a dolphin ask when he doesn’t understand? Can you be more Pacific?
- Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus? Seriously, I’m not squidding.
Final thoughts
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about dolphins, we hope you had a good laugh.
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