35 Funny Boomer Jokes

Here are 35 funny boomer jokes and the best boomer puns to crack you up. These jokes about boomers are great jokes for kids and adults.

Boomer puns

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1. What is a phone call by a Boomer called? Boomerang.
2. Why don’t boomers like to use AC or DC? They hate anything that is current.
3. What do you call a 60 year old that hasn’t reached puberty? A late boomer.
4. What’s a boomer’s favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote? Take what you can, give nothing back.
5. Did you hear about the old guy who gave toddlers dynamite? He was a Baby Boomer.

6. What did the currant say to the elderberry? Ok boomer.
7. What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive? Ok boomer.
8. Why did the boomer have a no-coins policy in his store? He couldn’t tolerate change.
9. What do you call a 65-year-old man who is just figuring out what he wants to be? A late boomer.
10. What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang? Eventually the boomerang comes around.

11. What is the favorite TV network of angry boomers? BoomerAng.
12. Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s? That gun has a Colt following.
13. What happens when a Karen and a boomer crash into each other? KaBoom.
14. How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end.
15. How do boomers change a lightbulb? They don’t, they just keep talking about how great the old one was.

16. What’s a Boomers favorite toy? A Boomerang.
17. Why do Baby Boomers always pay with a Visa? Because they hate change.
18. What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away? A Boomer Aang.
19. What’s the difference between a baby boomer and an avocado? One is a soft, wrinkly vegetable. The other is an avocado.
20. What do you call a person who carries TNT in their backpack? A Boomer.

Boomer one liners

Here are some great boomer joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about boomers.

21. Boomers give great tips. They don’t accept change.
22. I opened up my first C4 Store. Business is a Boomer.
23. Yoda: “Do or do not; there is no try.” Baby Yoda: “OK boomer.”
24. My dad said there’d been an explosion at the potassium factory. K boomer.
25. I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling, “Ok Boomer.” It was a Millennial falcon.

Best boomer jokes

These next funny boomer puns are some of our best jokes and puns about boomers!

26. Why did the boomer cross the street? To show how it’s done.
27. Why do boomers type in all caps? BECAUSE THEY’RE CAPITALISTS.
28. What do you call a 60-year-old flying in a fighter jet? A sonic boomer.
29. My dad called me yesterday to say that he’s returning from his trip to Australia. The boomer rang.
30. A boomer, a millennial and a zoomer walk into a bar. That’s right, Gen X just got ignored again.

31. What pie do Baby Boomers like to eat? Boomeringue.
32. I may not be the best boomer in the world. But I am an Ok boomer.
33. What do you call a little creeper in Minecraft? A baby boomer.
34. Why do boomers make horrible cashiers? Because they’re afraid of change.
35. If I had a dollar for every time a boomer insulted me. I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about boomers, we hope you had a good laugh.

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