20 Butcher Jokes To Meat Expectations

Here is a collection of butcher puns and jokes that’ll surely meat your expectations for humor.

Butcher Puns

I’ve carefully sliced together these butcher puns and I hope they put a smile on your face.

1. What is a great name for a butcher? Chuck.
2. Where did the butcher meet his wife? At the meat ball.
3. How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty.
4. What does a butcher call a cow up on a hill? High steaks. 
5. What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away? We will meat again.

6. How do gossipy butchers spend their time? They chew the fat.
7. How was the Transylvanian butcher murdered? A steak through the heart.
8. What is it called when a butcher suddenly quits his job? Going cold turkey.
9. What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher? A filet mid-yawn.
10. Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

Butcher One Liners

I’ve meticulously trimmed and curated this selection of butcher one-liners, hoping they’ll cut right to your funny bone.

11. I mean, yeah, I work with animals. I’m a butcher.
12. I made a joke about a butcher’s knife but nobody laughed. It was not very cleaver.
13. I love being a butcher. It makes it easy to meat people.
14. I visited an online butcher shop today. Google Meat.
15. My butcher is very rude. I asked him for a cut of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder.

Best Butcher Jokes

Here are the best jokes about butchers. Let me know in the comments if you agree or if you have a favorite joke you think should make this list!

16. What does a 7ft tall butcher weigh? Meat.
17. Which Medieval knight was a butcher? Sir Loin.
18. Why did the butcher work on weekends? To make ends meat.
19. What do you call a butcher who has money in the stock market? A steak holder.
20. The butcher had over 20 types of cured cylindrical meats for sale. I never sausage a selection.

Behind The Jokes

Hi! I’m Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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Final Thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about butchers, I hope you had a good laugh.

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