35 Funny Peach Puns

Here are 35 funny peach jokes and the best peach puns to crack you up. These jokes about peaches are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of peach dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about peaches, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this peach humor with others.

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• Peach puns
• Peach one liners
• Best peach jokes
• Final thoughts

Peach puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about peaches that are also awesome peach jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Where do peaches keep their water? In a peacher.
2. Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
3. Why was the fruit arrested? Because of hate peach.
4. Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
5. What do you call it when fruits can freely express themselves? Freedom of peach.

6. Why did no one like peach’s personality? Because it had a heart of stone.
7. Where do fruits like to go on vacations? To the peach.
8. What do fruits use to play volleyball? A peach ball.
9. What did everyone start to shout when the fruit won the price? “Peach, peach.”.
10. What is the most popular fruit character in the gaming world? Princess Peach in Mario.

11. Why did the fruit go to the salon? To peach her hair blonde.
12. Why could the fruits not see anything? It was peach black there.
13. Why was the peach minister sad? Because he got im-peached.
14. What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife? He came back in many peaches.
15. What do you call a peach who works at a shoe mending company? A peach cobbler.

16. What happens to a fruit when it passes away? It rests in peach.
17. Why was the peach late to work? He had to make a pit stop on the way there.
18. What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
19. Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition? He has a flat peach.
20. What happened to the peach who got a beautiful surprise from her friends? She was s-peachless.

Peach one liners

Here are some great peach joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about peaches.

21. These jokes about the peaches are really pit-iful.
22. An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
23. A vampire’s favorite fruit must be a neck-tarine peach.
24. The peach bought this amazing one-peach bathing suit for the beach day.
25. An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.

26. The peach felt like it had a pit in its gut.
27. The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
28. When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
29. Wondering about a peach’s favorite movie, well it has to be the ‘King’s Peach’.
30. When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, “See you later, peach out”.

Best peach jokes

These next funny peach puns are some of our best jokes and puns about peaches!

31. What fruit can two peaches make? A great pear.
32. What kind of decisions do peaches make? Fruitful ones.
33. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
34. What did the scientists use for their pie experiment? A peach-tri dish.
35. What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about peaches, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny fruit puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Pear jokes
• Coconut puns
• Jokes about tomatoes
• Pineapple jokes for kids