40 Pineapple Puns

Here are 40 funny pineapple jokes and the best pineapple puns to crack you up. These jokes about pineapples are great pineapple jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pineapple dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pineapples, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pineapple humor with others.

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Pineapple puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pineapples that are also awesome pineapple jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. How did the pineapple feel after losing a game of football? It was crushed.
2. What do you get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? A porky pine.
3. What do you call a cake containing pineapples? A pie-napple.
4. How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
5. How do you make a pineapple turnover? Roll them down a hill.

6. Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
7. How do you make a pineapple turnover? Roll them down a hill.
8. Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
9. What is common between a pineapple and a king? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
10. Did you hear about the person who tried to make a pineapple smoothie without any pineapples? Their efforts were fruitless.

11. How do you compliment a pineapple? Call it a fine-apple.
12. Why was the pineapple suddenly left alone? Because the banana split.
13. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.
14. What do you a call a pineapple who steps on Lego? Pain-apple.
15. Why did the pineapple go out with a grape? They couldn’t find a date.

16. Why does SpongeBob own such a huge piano? Because he lives in a pineapple under the C.
17. What kind of fruit loves pastry? Pie-napples.
18. What did the salad say to the pineapple? Lettuce be friends.
19. What do you call a pineapple upside-down cake in New Zealand? A pineapple cake.
20. Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches? That’s just Hawaii rolls.

Pineapple one liners

Here are some great pineapple joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pineapples.

21. A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love. But they’re unhappy because they cantaloupe.
22. You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
23. Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
24. An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
25. The pineapple is pining for the summer.

26. I said to my can of pineapple, “I don’t like you.” It was crushed.
27. I won a lifetime supply of canned pineapple. I’m looking forward to living on the Dole.
28. I once put rum and pineapple into CERN’s particle accelerator. Discovered the Piña Collider.
29. A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is he topped himself.
30. Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches. But that’s just Hawaii roll.

Best pineapple jokes

These next funny pineapple puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pineapples!

31. What is a bank card’s favorite fruit? A PIN-apple.
32. What’s a hedgehogs favorite fruit? A spineapple.
33. How does a pineapple answer a phone call? Yellow.
34. What do you call a pineapple that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.
35. Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? They ran out of juice.

36. What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
37. How did the pine tree propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
38. What do you call a French pineapple snake? Ananas-conda.
39. What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
40. What do you call a pineapple in a fenced off area? Pineapple pen.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pineapples, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny fruit jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Mango jokes
• Lime puns
• Jokes about lemons
• Avocado jokes for kids