50 Funny Pasta Jokes

Here are 50 funny pasta jokes and the best pasta puns to crack you up. These jokes about pasta are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pasta dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pasta, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pasta humor with others.

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Cartoon graphic of a penne pasta smiling and holding hands with a cheese wedge on a blue background.

Pasta puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pasta that are also awesome pasta jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What did the pasta say to the tomato? Don’t get saucy with me.
  2. Why did the pasta call up his friend? He was feeling canneloni.
  3. What do you call a scary plate of spaghetti? Creepypasta.
  4. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house? Fettuccini afraido.
  5. Did you hear about the pasta maker who followed in his father’s footsteps? It just goes to show that the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree.
  1. What kind of pasta does a cow eat? Moodles.
  2. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends? Ravi-lonely.
  3. Where does the tomato and pasta go to dance? At the Meat Ball.
  4. What do Italians say about pasta? Every penne counts.
  5. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas? Because he was a little square.
  1. What is the saddest pasta? Tort-alone-i.
  2. What do you call pasta that lives in the hood? Spaghetto.
  3. Did you hear that Emma ate three bowls of spaghetti? No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta.
  4. Do you have any other pasta jokes? I’ll give you a penne for your thoughts.
  5. What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta? An impasta.
Cartoon graphic of a penne pasta smiling and with hands and legs on a blue background.
  1. What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne.
  2. Did you hear about the travelling pasta salesman? His commission was penne’s on the dollar.
  3. What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel like it’s good enough? Impasta syndrome.
  4. Why did the man get fired from the pasta factory? He made a fusilli mistakes.
  5. Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because his car always ends up al dente.
  1. Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish? It’s y’all dente.
  2. What is cheese’s favorite pasta? Feta-cine.
  3. What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian.
  4. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. So sad that he ran out of thyme.
  5. What did the chef say to the boiling water when he was cooking pasta? Goodbye, you are going to be mist.
  1. What type of pasta attaches itself to everything? Clinguine.
  2. What kind of pasta can make all your wishes come true? Fettugenie.
  3. What is the scariest type of pasta sauce? Mushroom and ghost cheese.
  4. What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta? It’s pasta your bedtime.
  5. What’s do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti.
Cartoon graphic of a conchiglie pasta smiling and with hands and legs on a blue background.

Pasta one liners

Here are some great pasta joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pasta.

  1. I wasted all of my life savings on pasta. It was worth every Penne.
  2. I’ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but it’s in pasta bowl.
  3. I was fired from my job in the pasta factory, I make fusilli mistakes.
  4. A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta. It’s a labranoodle.
  5. I stopped eating Italian food, now that’s a thing of the pasta.
  1. This pasta is tortellini awesome.
  2. A life without noodles seems im-pasta-ble.
  3. I dropped a piece of pasta off of a cliff, It was a farfalle.
  4. A friend didn’t believe me when I said I was making a car out of noodles. Then she saw me drive pasta.
  5. Coronavirus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta. All because of a fusilli people.
Cartoon graphic of a macaroni pasta smiling and with hands and legs on a blue background.

Best pasta jokes

These next funny pasta puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pasta!

  1. What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica? Penguine.
  2. Why couldn’t the pasta get into his house? Because he had gnocchi.
  3. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pasta? Wagliataile.
  4. How much salt do lobsters use when cooking pasta? Just a pinch.
  5. What did the pasta say to the cheese? It’s grate to meet you.
  1. What do you call the formal study of pasta? Linguinistics.
  2. What do you call pasta with a cold? Macaroni and sneeze.
  3. What is an Italian chefs favorite party game? Pasta parcel.
  4. How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo.
  5. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly? Go pasta.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pasta, we hope you had a good laugh.

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