35 Funny Fork Puns

Here are 35 funny fork jokes and the best fork puns to crack you up. These jokes about forks are great jokes for kids and adults.

Fork puns

Here is our top list of fork dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about forks, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fork humor with others.

1. What did the plate tell the fork? Lunch is on me.
2. Why can’t the cutlery drawer talk? Because it’s had it’s utonsils out.
3. Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn’t cutting it.
4. Why do forks race? To see who has the best tine.
5. How do Jedi keep their mountain bike tires in place? They use the forks.

6. What happened when the music teacher slapped a tuning fork? He said it hertz.
7. What do you call it when your tuning fork won’t stop ringing? Tine-itus.
8. Why was the fork feeling flirty when near the spoon? Because it was a tease spoon.
9. What did the golfer shout when he sliced a ball so wide it landed in the cutlery draw of a nearby house? Fork.
10. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake? Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.

11. How do you make a fork? Twok plus twok.
12. Have you ever tried sticking a fork in a wall socket? The results may shock you.
13. Why should you check your tires for punctures? In case there’s a fork in the road.
14. What did the knife and fork say as they left the cutlery drawer? See you spoon.
15. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he saw Luke Skywalker eating without cutlery? “Use the Forks, Luke”.

Fork one liners

Here are some great fork joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about forks.

16. I grew up so poor. That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
17. Tried eating soup with a fork. It was a strain.
18. She got a puncture in her tire the other day. She said it was at the fork in the road.
19. He spilled some acid on his aluminum fork, which dissolved. But he didn’t mean to. It was an oxidant.
20. Asked my friend why a knife is his favorite utensil. He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.

21. Forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
22. A fork and a kitchen knife had a race. It ended in a drawer.
23. The old lady named her three cats Knife, Fork, and Spoon. They were her Catlery.
24. My wife’s plastic fork broke while eating the other day. It was just a tine-y bit, though.
25. Mermaids don’t need knives and forks when they eat. They just use their fish fingers.

Best fork jokes

These next funny fork puns are some of our best jokes and puns about fork!

26. Have you heard about my lucky cutlery? It’s very forktunate.
27. What did the cake say to the fork? Do you want a piece of me.
28. Where did I leave my cutlery? I’m very forkgetful.
29. What’s a spoons favorite computer game? Forknite.
30. What did the spoon say to the small fork? You’re tiney.

31. Which exercise do they do at a cutlery store? Fork Lifts
32. Which is the best quality to use when taking pictures of forks? 4k.
33. What do you say when you’re out of spoons? Fork it.
34. Why don’t dragons use cutlery? Their tongues are already forked.
35. Why is a fork better than a knife in a fight? Because it’s a four pronged attack.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about forks, we hope you had a good laugh.

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