15 Funny Simpsons Jokes

Here are 15 funny Simpson jokes and the best Simpson puns to crack you up. These jokes about the Simpsons are great jokes for kids and adults.

Simpson puns

Here is our top list of Simpson dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about the Simpsons, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Simpson humor with others.

1. What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh.
2. What does Homer Simpson use to make bread? D’oh.
3. What kind of deer is Homer Simpson’s favorite? A doe.
4. What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream? Cookie D’oH.
5. Which Simpson character do gnomes love the most? Gnomer Simpson.

Simpson one liners

Here are some great Simpson joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about the Simpsons.

6. I found out Moe’s real last name from “The Simpsons” Lester.
7. Homer Simpson: “Marge it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
8. Homer Simpson: “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
9. I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off. It says “don’t halve a cow, man”. They really butchered the catchphrase.
10. Homer Simpson: “Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.”

Best Simpson jokes

These next funny Simpson puns are some of our best jokes and puns about the Simpsons!

11. What does Homer Simpson make his pizza with? D’oh.
12. Who is Homer Simpson’s favorite soccer player? Ronal-D’oh.
13. What video game system does Homer Simpson play? Ninten-doh.
14. Why can’t Bart Simpson go to the bar? Because of the BartEnder.
15. What Simpson’s character does the best power points? Slideshow Bob.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about the Simpsons, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Yoda jokes
• Thread puns
• Jokes about spoons
• Fork jokes for kids