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20 Funny Lollipop Puns

ByChe Lewis

Here are 20 funny lollipop jokes and the best lollipop puns to crack you up. These jokes about lollipops are great jokes for kids and adults.

Cartoon graphic of a young girl licking a red lollipop on a blue background.

Lollipop puns

Here is our top list of lollipop dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about lollipops, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this lollipop humor with others.

  1. What crime do lollipops commit? Enamel cruelty.
  2. What do you call a candy which doesn’t like to be with others? A lonelypop.
  3. What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common? They’re mostly Dum Dums.
  4. What do you call a lollipop that’s really into fitness? A sucker for gains.
  5. What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say? Oops, I dropped my lollipop.
  1. What do you call a group of lollipops? A sweet bunch.
  2. Guess where I keep all the lollipops? In the licker cabinet.
  3. What do you call candy that makes you laugh? LOL-lies.
  4. What country do lollipops come from? Sweeten.
  5. What do you call a snake that eats too much candy? A snack.
Cartoon graphic of a pink lollipop with a smiling face on a blue background.

Lollipop one liners

Here are some great lollipop joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about lollipops.

  1. A balanced diet includes lollipops in both hands.
  2. I forgot my joke about a lollipop, I swear it was on the tip of my tongue.
  3. My scientist friend loves DNA shaped lollipops. He says it’s all about the way helix it.
  4. When I was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop it tasted funny.
  5. My ten year old was arrested for buying a lollipop, he was charged with under-age purchase from a licker store.
Cartoon graphic of a young boy licking a red and white lollipop on a blue background.

Best lollipop jokes

These next funny lollipop puns are some of our best jokes and puns about lollipops!

  1. What’s a robot’s favorite candy? Wall-E’pop.
  2. What is a kangaroos favorite candy? Lolli-hops.
  3. Can I have a lollipop? Of course you can, have a lollie-son.
  4. Why do lollipops never get lost? They always have a stick to guide them.
  5. What’s the worst part about going to the doctor’s and finding out you have diabetes? You don’t get a lollipop afterwards.
Cartoon graphic of 3 lollipops on a blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about lollipops, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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