30 Funny Ladder Jokes

Here are 30 funny ladder jokes and the best ladder puns to crack you up. These jokes about ladders are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of ladder dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about ladders, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this ladder humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about ladders that are also awesome ladder jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Why can’t the snowman climb up a ladder? Because the snow falls.
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? She was told drinks were on the house.
Why was the dog taught to climb a ladder? Because he specializes in roofing.
How do you write a report on a giraffe? To begin, you need a really tall ladder.
Why did the bingo player bring a ladder to the game? Because she heard the jackpot was up high.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
Why did the boy bring a ladder with him to school? Because he goes to high school
How do pumpkins get up to the roof? They use a jack-o-ladder.
Why shouldn’t you climb a ladder near Rick Astley? Because he is never going to let you down.
How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.

Here are some great ladder joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about ladders.

I phoned the ladder company, but no answer. Just rung and rung.
“You’re not my real ladder!” I shouted at my step-ladder.
I used to be the lead salesperson of a leading ladder company until I got asked to stand down.
Just opened the instruction booklet for my new ladder. It says “step one, then step two, then step three”.
You can’t perform a religious ceremony with only using a few parts of a ladder. Two rungs don’t make a rite.

Ladders are just stairs with extra steps.
Lots of board games are exciting, but snakes and ladders really has its ups and downs.
A kid brought a ladder to school today. Apparently, she wanted higher education.
When I started my job at the ladder company, I wanted to get right to the top, one step at a time.
Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it.

What costs more, a ladder or a Ferrari? The latter.
My friend is addicted to ladders. She uses them to get high.
My wife asked me why I put a ladder in the bedroom. I said to her, “It helps me get up in the morning.”
Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because people are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it’s due to climb it change.
Why wasn’t the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree? Because of ‘elf and safety restrictions.

These next funny ladder puns are some of our best jokes and puns about ladders!

Never trust ladders. They’re always up to something.
What do you call when a ladder is replaced with stairs? Climb-it change.
Our neighbor’s ladder was stolen the other night. Steps were taken.
My friend fell off a 30ft ladder. Fortunately, he was only on the first step.
I spent the morning coating the ladder that leads into my roof space with grease. Its an anti-climb attic story.