30 Funny Bell Puns

Here are 30 funny bell jokes and the best bell puns to crack you up. These jokes about bells are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of bell dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about bells, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this bell humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about bells that are also awesome bell jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Who invented knock knock jokes? Whoever they are, they deserve a no bell prize
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is a bell necessary on a bike?
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? Llama-llama-ding-dong.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell? A dead ringer.

Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a silly doorbell? A Ding Dong.
How do you find the gym at Hogwarts? Look for the dumbbell door.
What do florists hang on their doors for people to ring when they come to visit? Bellflowers.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house? Rings the deer bell.

What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
How do you get into a mushroom? Ring the porta-bella.
Someone just asked me if I know the town crier. I said, “No, but he rings a bell”
What did the bell say when it got a job? Now I can finally ring in the dough.
Why did the cow ring the bell? Because it wanted to be moo-sical.

Here are some great bell joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bells.

A friend sent me a card saying “Get Bell Soon”. He meant well.
My doorbell rang earlier. I didn’t even know it had a phone.
I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.
Got some ideas whilst sitting in the church bell tower. I was inspired.
I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.

I saw a bee fly right into a bell. I thought, “That’s a real humdinger”.
There’s a wash basin on your front porch ringing the bell. Let that sink in.
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.
Was in a sports shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. I got hit in the face with a tennis ball.
Just joined the local church’s bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes.

These next funny bell puns are some of our best jokes and puns about bells!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle smells.
Why doesn’t the bell ring at the gym? It’s a dumb-bell.
Who here has heard of Pavlov? The name should ring a bell.
I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
I always forget that holiday that comes at the end of October. Then the doorbell rings, witch reminds me.