# 40 Funny Circle Jokes

Here are 40 funny circle jokes and the best circle puns to crack you up. These jokes about circles are great jokes for kids and adults.

## Circle puns

Here is our top list of circle dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about circles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this circle humor with others.

**What did the triangle say to the circle?**You’re pointless.**What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?**The purr-rimiter.**Why did the man put his pennies in a circle?**To make ends meet.**Why was the circle depressed?**She thought her life was pointless.**What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy?**Triangles.

**How many sides does a circle have?**Two: inside and outside.**Why is it called “the circle of life?”**You can find happiness in every corner.**How do you confuse a blonde?**Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.**How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?**Because he said he had him cornered.**Why did the blonde remove the lenses from her eyes and draw circles around them for hours?**She was practicing before her interview to be a contact tracer.

**What did the circle say to the triangle?**I see your point.**Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?**They’re pointless.**Why does America keep going in circles?**Because they’re all about their rights.**Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?**Because they had a point.**Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?**It was chasing after it’s cocktail.

## Circle one liners

Here are some great circle joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about circles.

- Circle measurements. Now that’s rad.
- I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit.
- I never understood the invention of circles. They’re pointless.
- There was a circle turning into a square. It was going through Cuberty.
- I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet. Seriously, it had 360 degrees.

- I’d tell you jokes about circles. But it’s just pointless.
- Every shape is basically a circle. It’s just that they are all edgy.
- A square ran into a dead end while running away from circles. He was cornered.
- Never invite a circle to a party. They tend to make one-sided conversations.
- My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle. I told him it’s easy as pi.

- If you don’t know what a circle is, I can’t explain it to you. There’s no point.
- Went to a restaurant that had circles 6 feet apart. They only served people in the loop.
- I tried to draw a circle, after doing all my calculations, it would never be correct. Turns out, it was a rounding error.
- I used to sell rugs, but I had to stop selling the semi-circle ones. I was tired of being called a D rug dealer.
- My dad moved in some very mysterious circles. He had one leg shorter than the other.

## Best circle jokes

These next funny circle puns are some of our best jokes and puns about circles!

**Why are circles round?**They’re too cool to be square.**Why didn’t the circle want to become 3 dimensional?**S’fear.**Why do circles spend so long at university?**It’s not easy getting 360 degrees.**Why isn’t Earth a perfect circle?**You try keeping your figure after 4.543 billion years.**Why do people walk in circles and not in squares?**Because they are cutting corners.

**Who invented the circle?**Sir Cumfrence.**Why are circles so versatile?**They are well rounded.**Why are farmers so good at drawing circles?**Because they are Pro-tractors.**What did the circle say when the square kept asking him a question?**Wait a secant.**Are we really expected to eat three square meals a day?**I’m sure triangles and circles provide equal nutritional value.

## Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about circles, we hope you had a good laugh.

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