85 Funny Pie Jokes

Here are 85 funny pie jokes and the best pie puns to crack you up. These jokes about pies are great pie jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pie dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pies, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pie humor with others.

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Pie puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pies that are also awesome pie jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What kind of pie has a short temper? A crab apple pie.
2. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14.
3. What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t do? It can look round.
4. Why did the pie cross the road? Because it was meetin’ potato.
5. Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper.

6. Why did the cherry pie and apple pie break up? They were having crust issues.
7. What’s a dessert’s favorite pick-up line? Pie like you berry much.
8. What kind of graphs do engineers make after Thanksgiving dinner? Pie charts.
9. What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert? A banana cream pie.
10. What is the most beautiful pie? A pumpkin pie, since it is gourd-geous.

11. How was the Thanksgiving sweet potato pie? Absolutely yamtastic.
12. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.142
13. Where does Dorothy from Oz weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie.
14. What do you call a mud pie on April 22? An Earthday cake.
15. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a la mode.

16. What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street? Occu-pie.
17. What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
18. What did the baker sing on the way to the bakery? Pie ho. Pie ho. It’s off to work, I go.
19. Why is it difficult to work at an apple pie factory? Because they have such a high turnover rate.
20. Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream? It was a desserted island.

21. Why did the apple pie join the circus? It loved all the apple-ause.
22. What do you call a dessert that flies a plane? A pie-lot.
23. What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone.
24. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
25. How can you tell if someone spiked your chocolate pie with alcohol? The proof is in the pudding.

26. Why did the apple pie cry? It’s peelings were hurt.
27. What would you call an apple pie train? A puff pastry.
28. What is the most important thing in a pie? The fork.
29. What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a Bengal tiger? Life of Pie.
30. What did the orc tell the witch when she ate her pie too fast? Stop goblin your dessert.

31. What do you call a pie that loves to go to the gym? A buff pastry.
32. What do you call a tropical pastry dessert? A pie-napple
33. Why did the sweet potato pie cross the road? It saw a fork up ahead.
34. Why was the cherry pie so happy? It won first pies in the contest.
35. What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? Use apples instead.

36. What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie? You’re nuts.
37. Why did the sweet potato pie get into so many arguments? It was filled with agi-taters.
38. Why was everyone sad for the Thanksgiving dessert? It had ex-pie-red.
39. What did the man say when he took a bite of sweet potato pie? Mmmm, this is so yammy.
40. What will happen to a person with a banana allergy if they eat a banana cream pie? They’ll have a banana-phylactic shock.

41. What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon.
42. Why did the lemon pie go to the dentist? Because it needed fillings.
43. Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie? He’s a squashbuckling pirate.
44. What do you call a dancing pie? Lemon Merengue.
45. If it took four kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids? None because the four kids ate them all already.

46. Who will you call to bake the tastiest apple pies? Granny Smith.
47. What is a koalas favorite food? A blue beary pie.
48. What do you call a street full of pies? A desserted street.
49. What do you call an Apple pie that’s smoking a joint? A baked apple pie.
50. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky.

51. How did the apple go to the pie shop? On a pie-cycle.
52. What did the apple say to the apple pie?  You’ve got some crust.
53. Who was the pie’s favorite pop star? Pumpkin Pie Spice
54. What was the ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-Berry pie.
55. Have you ever had a synonym pie? No, but I think I’ve had something like it.

56. Why did the man eat pecan pie at the bank? He wanted to eat rich food.
57. What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year? You’ll get autumn‘y ache.
58. What did the apple pie say when its friend asked for a slice? Pie not.
59. What did the baker say when she was asked for a special pie? No problem, I can make it pie-fect.
60. What’s the difference between a pie and a cobbler? One’s a dessert and the other makes shoes.

Pie one liners

Here are some great pie joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pies.

61. You occu-pie my thoughts.
62. You’re my sweetie pie.
63. I’m gonna ride my pie-cycle around the neighborhood.
64. Pie love you berry much.
65. Good-pie my friends.

66. Following a recipe, says I need: apples, 3 cubed. 27 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie.
67. I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie, but some people say that’s irrational.
68. Don’t invade my pie-vacy
69. Someone told me today is Pie day. Sounds great. I love cake.
70. Someone sold me a DVD. It had 3.14 stars. I think it was pi-rated.

71. I dropped my pie on the apartment stairs. Now it’s some where between three and four.
72. A pie walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food”.
73. The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7.
74. A piece of pumpkin pie costs $8 in Jamaica and $7 in Barbados. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
75. I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy about it.

Best pie jokes

These next funny pie puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pies!

76. What do sharks eat for dessert? Octo-pie.
77. What letter can be made into a pie? P can.
78. What did the food critic call the cactus pie? A succulent meal.
79. What did the scarecrow bring to Thanksgiving dinner? Straw-berry pie.
80. What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies? Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie.

81. What is Mario’s favorite dessert? Peach pie.
82. What sneaks around the kitchen on Christmas Eve? Mince spies.
83. Why do pirates likes to eat pie? Because pie-rating is in their job description.
84. How do you make a gold pie? You put 14 carrots on it.
85. What do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe? A pieoneer.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pies, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny jokes about food then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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