90 Funny Music Puns

Dive into a symphony of chuckles with these melodious music puns! Whether you’re a seasoned musician or just a fan of tunes, these humdingers will strike a chord. If you’ve got your own musical pun to share, feel free to comment it below!

Music puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about music that are also awesome music jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.
2. What did the robbers take from the music store? The lute.
3. What sort of music do frogs like? Hip Hop.
4. What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.
5. Where did the music teacher leave his keys? In the piano.

6. What’s the most musical part of a snake? The scales.
7. What do you say if a musician falls off his horse? Get Bach on the saddle.
8. Why is a piano so hard to open? Because the keys are already inside.
9. What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac and roll.
10. Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music? Because she broke the record.

11. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.
12. What’s the most musical type of food? Chicken drumsticks.
13. Why did the nacho chip start dancing? Because they put on the salsa.
14. Why don’t skeletons play music at church? Because they don’t have any organs.
15. What’s an ancient Egyptian mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap.

16. What genre of music do all nations love? Country music.
17. How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.
18. How do you fix a broken brass instrument? With a tuba glue.
19. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing.
20. Why was the musician arrested? Because she got in treble.

21. What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument? The guitar-rrrrr.
22. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? She was playing by ear.
23. What does a sword and a piano have in common? They can both B sharp.
24. Which one of Santa’s helpers was the best singer? Elf-is Presley.
25. What has forty feet and sings? A school choir.

26. What music does a planet listen to? Nep-tunes.
27. What rock group has four members who don’t sing or play any instruments? Mount Rushmore.
28. What key does a cow sing in? Beef flat.
29. What’s a dogs favorite instrument? The trombone.
30. Why did the opera singer bring a ladder to the concert? Because she wanted to reach the high notes.

31. Why does Jay-Z love Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping.
32. How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Poker face.
33. What kind of instrument do rats play? Mouse organs.
34. What do you call a musical insect? A humbug.
35. What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge? Cool music.

36. What’s a cat’s favorite subject at school? Mew-sic.
37. How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes four movements.
38. What’s the difference between a viola and onions? Nobody cries when you chop up a viola.
39. What makes music in your hair? A headband.
40. What does a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

41. What’s the best Christmas present in the whole world? A broken drum. You can’t beat it.
42. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine? A flat minor.
43. Why did Beethoven get annoyed at chickens? They kept saying “Bach, Bach, Bach”.
44. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
45. What sort of music does a mountain like? Rock.

46. What is the most musical part of your body? Your nose because you can blow and pick it.
47. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her rollerblades on? Because she wanted to rock and roll.
48. What’s big and grey with horns? An elephant marching band.
49. What makes songs, but never sings? Notes.
50. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

51. What song do tornados like? The Twist.
52. What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
53. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session.
54. What has a neck, but no head? A bass.
55. What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world? Trap music.

56. Why didn’t Handel go shopping? Because he was Baroque.
57. Want to hear the joke about a staccato? Never mind, it’s too short.
58. Want to hear the joke about fermata? Wait, it’s too long.
59. How can you tell if a singer’s at your door? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
60. Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? To get away from the noise.

61. Which computer brand will win the Grammys? A dell.
62. What do you call a fungi that makes music? A decomposer.
63. What do you call clean music? A soap opera.
64. What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper.
65. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-NAAA.

66. What do you call a set of musical dentures? Falsetto teeth.
67. What do you get when you squish an army? A flat major.
68. How does lettuce listen to music? Headphones.
69. Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.
70. What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra? Thank you for every ting.

71. What music do lions like? Country lion dancing.
72. What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
73. Which composer likes tea the most? Chai-kovsky.
74. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music? A mole-ody.
75. What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes? Kazoontite.

Music one liners

Here are some great music joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about music.

76. I keep hearing music coming from my printer. I think the paper is jamming.
77. I heard you lost your classical music CD. But don’t worry, I’ve got your Bach.
78. I don’t think wind turbines like classical music. They’re big metal fans, though.
79. My friends and I are in a band called ‘Duvet. We’re a covers band.
80. There are so many jokes about classical composers. I could write you a whole Liszt.

81. One windmill turned to another and asked, “What music are you into?” The other replied, “I’m a big metal fan.”
82. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
83. The pop music industry is very eco-friendly, they keep recycling the same four chords.
84. Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar. “Sorry,” the barman said. “We don’t serve minors.”
85. I would never hit someone with a musical instrument. I don’t like to have to resort to violins.

86. When Mozart died, a very strange thing happened. People who would go to his grave swore they could hear his music, but it was playing backwards. After a long time, they finally figured out what was going on. He was decomposing.
87. A music teacher accidentally left his classroom window open during a storm. Luckily the damage seemed to B minor.
88. Some friends and I are in a band called ‘999 Megabytes’. We haven’t got a gig yet.
89. Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that keep on meeting up and playing music together. They called it an orca-stra.
90. My neighbors listen to great music, whether they like it or not.

Final thoughts

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