85 Funny Mouse Puns

Here are 85 funny mouse jokes and the best mouse puns to crack you up. These jokes about mice are great mouse jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mouse dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about mice, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mouse humor with others.

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Mouse puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about mouse that are also awesome mouse jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What did the exterminator say when he got fired? I’m not going to be a mice guy anymore.
2. What is a mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Mouseralla.
3. What is a mouse called who is great at sword fighting? A Mouseketeer.
4. Why are mice scared of swimming in the water? Because of all the catfish.
5. Which mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser.

6. What did the mouse and his wife do after they fought over who will eat the cheese? They compro-miced and had half of it each.
7. What grows on the face of a mouse? A mouse-tache.
8. What do you call a mouse that swears? A cursor.
9. What does a mouse do to get rid of callouses on its feet? They use a pu-mice.
10. How do mice communicate? By using mouse code.

11. What will happen if you can make mice dance to your tunes? You will have a mice-tro.
12. What is a mouse that is always outside on the roads called? A roadent.
13. How can you make a drowning mouse recover after saving them? By using mouse to mouse resuscitation.
14. What do you call a group of Middle Eastern mice? United Arab Emi-rats.
15. Why do mice stay inside when the sky is overcast with clouds? Because it might rain cats and dogs.

16. What game do most baby mice like to play with their friends? The hide and squeak game.
17. What should you say to a mouse if you take a picture of them? Say cheese.
18. What did the mouse say to the ant crossing the street? Hello, fellow road-ant.
19. Why do mice put on their hot dogs? Mouse-tard.
20. What did the pastor say to the mouse who hadn’t visited the Church for awhile? I want to talk to you about Cheesus.

21. How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean.
22. What do mice say when they meet someone? It is so mice to meet you.
23. What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world? Trap music.
24. What is the ideal cozy type of house for a mouse? Cottage cheese.
25. What do mice do in December? They exchange Chris-mouse cards.

26. Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment
27. Where do rich mice go when they need a hotel room? The Stilton.
28. Why was the mouse laughing so hard at the mice joke? Because she was a-moused.
29. What does the eagle say when they spot a mouse? I will have to cheese my prey.
30. Why was the mouse thrown out of the exam? Because she was cheesing.

31. Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak.
32. What does a ten-pound mouse say to a cat? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty.
33. Why do mice have long tails? Because they would look silly with long hair.
34. What do mice say when they play cards? I have a full mouse.
35. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.

36. What’s a mouse’s favorite dessert? Mice cream.
37. What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical.
38. What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them? Mice Krispies.
39. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
40. There’s a mouse named In and a mouse named Out. How does Out know that In has died? Instincts.

41. What squeaks as it solves crimes? Miami mice.
42. What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves? Stalagmice.
43. What kind of car does a mouse drive? A mini van.
44. What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? M-ice cubes.
45. What does the mouse say to its mate? Were like crackers and cheese.

46. What did the cat say to the mouse? Catch you later.
47. What does a mouse call a bat? A show-off.
48. What makes a mice so good at sewing? Their tail-ors.
49. Where do rodents come from? Miceland.
50. Why shouldn’t you make a mouse angry? Because they get furry-us.

51. What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
52. How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party.
53. Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose.
54. What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir.
55. What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich.

56. What do little mice read? Fairy tails.
57. What’s a mouse’s favorite winter sport? Mice-skating.
58. What do mice use to play their music? A wireless squeaker.
59. What’s grey and has a trunk? A mouse on a holiday.
60. Why don’t elephants like computers? They’re scared of the mouse.

Mouse one liners

Here are some great mouse joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mice.

61. I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today. It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
62. Just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half-elf. Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mouse-elf.
63. Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn’t say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.
64. Got a new mouse mat today. Hope he uses it and stops leaving little footprints everywhere.
65. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea why he was there, they really don’t suit him.

66. Lost my job as the rodent keeper at the zoo. No more Mr Mice guy.
67. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.
68. Someone told me that the local police have added a mouse to their animal team, but I think it’s actually a gerbil shepherd.
69. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.
70. Saw a mouse in a toga recently. Think it was Julius Cheeser.

71. I saw a giant mouse so I tried to hit it. I now have a lifetime ban from Disneyland.
72. The mice communicated by using Mouse Code of dots, dashes, and squeaks.
73. My son’s favorite nursery rhyme taught me what strategy mice use to win sports games. They like to run down the clock.
74. A Youtuber got extremely famous for catching lots of fish with only a computer mouse. Turns out it was just clickbait.
75. If you give a mouse a cookie, then he’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.

Best mouse jokes

These next funny mouse puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mice!

76. What’s a mouse’s favorite plant? Rodent-dendrum.
77. When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse.
78. What do mice hate doing the most? Mousework.
79. What’s cold and squeaks? A mice-icle.
80. Why are mice so good at self portraits? They really pay attention to de-tail.

81. What did the big mouse say to the little mouse? Hey pip squeak.
82. What mouse leaves blue marks everywhere? A blue-tooth mouse.
83. What do a mouse and a hay bale have in common? The cat’lle eat it.
84. What do angry mice eat at Christmas? Cross Mouse Puddings.
85. What is a mouse with a hidden identity known as? Anony-mouse.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about mice, we hope you had a good laugh.

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