My Favorite Rabbit Jokes
Let’s hop on in and explore my list of rabbit jokes! I admit, that these rabbit jokes lean heavily on the cheesy side, but that’s part of their charm. If you’ve got any of your own bunny jokes to share, please let me know in the comments!
Top 10 rabbit jokes
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion.
- How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
- How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Raise its celery.
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You’ve never seen a rabbit who needs glasses.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- What’s a flying rabbit have on its back? An eagle.
- What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana.
- What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? A receding hare-line.
- Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Rabbit puns
- What do you call a Transformer rabbit? Hop-timus Prime.
- What do you call a rabbit with sniffles? A runny bunny.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
- What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and Rabbit? A honey bunny.
- What does one rabbit say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistible.
- Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? Because he has four rabbits’ feet.
- Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they’re eggs-tinct.
- Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be smarty pants.
- Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrots.
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It’s a tender tail.
- Why didn’t the rabbit hop? No bunny knows.
- Why do rabbits eat carrots? Because they don’t want to be nearsighted.
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs.
- How should you wish Easter greetings to a rabbit? Say “Hoppy Easter”.
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
- What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
- What did the rabbit do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
- Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? It was hosted by the dust bunny.
Silly Rabbit Jokes
Dive into this list of silly rabbit jokes, and let’s spread the joy. And, of course, if you’ve got a bunny joke up your sleeve, the comments section is waiting for you!
- Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
- Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a rabbit with money? A millionhare.
- What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
- What did the Flemish Giant Rabbit bring to the Easter potluck? A basket of giant Belgian chocolate eggs. (Fun fact – the biggest recorded Flemish rabbit weighed 50 pounds!)
- What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
- What game does a rabbit like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
- What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
- What is the rabbits favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
- What is a rabbits favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.
- What’s a forgetful rabbit called? Hare-brained.
- Where did the rabbit go for a new tail? To a retail store.
- What kind of rabbit can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.
- What kind of stories do rabbits like? Bunny Tales.
- How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
- What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte.
- What does the Easter bunny do before Easter? Eggs-ercise.
- Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? He hoped they’d look like hares.
- What’s the difference between a rabbit and a clown? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
- What do you call a rabbit eating a pepper in the hotel lobby? The bell-hop.
- What did the magician say after saying he was going to pull a rabbit from his hat? This next trick is a hare-raising experience.
- What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared? Avocadobra.
Rabbit one liners
Here are some great rabbit joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about rabbits.
- Today I saw a rabbit that had beetles all over it. It was a Bugs Bunny.
- A rabbit goes into a hairdresser looking for his friend. However she leaves disappointed as surprisingly, there isn’t a hare to be seen.
- Mr. Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, “You guys want to hear a joke?” They replied, “We’re all ears.”
- I have so many rabbit jokes, it’s not even bunny.
- I used to own a rabbit, but now she’s just some bunny I used to know.
Final thoughts
There you have it, a whole warren of rabbit jokes to tickle your funny bone. Whether you came for a giggle or brought your own jokes to share, I hope you had a hopping good time!
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