35 Funny Mouth Puns

Here are 35 funny mouth jokes and the best mouth puns to crack you up. These jokes about mouths are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mouth dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about mouths, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mouth humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about mouths that are also awesome mouth jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Why was the latte taken to the hospital? Because it was foaming at the mouth.
Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken? They both have foul mouths.
Why did the horse eat with its mouth open? Because it had bad stable manners.
What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get caught.
What do you do if a dog starts eating your library book? Take the words right out of their mouth.

What do you call five gnomes in the mouth of a dragon? A good start.
What do you call a flower with a mouth? Tulip.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool.
What’s the dentist’s favorite idiom? Put your money where your mouth is.
What did the salad greens say to the hungry kids? We will make your mouth happy if you lettuce.

How can you rescue a snake that looks dead? With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation.
How does an alligator taste? With it’s mouth just like you do.
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth? Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
Why do people say that if we want to get rich, we should keep our mouths shut? Because silence is gold.
What document did the duck politician write on his mouth? The bill of rights.

What is a mouth’s favorite exercise? Burpees.
What happens when you crunch nachos in your mouth? The nachos get chip-ped.
When does a jack-o-lantern eat? As soon as you carve it a mouth.
Do you know why we have a tradition of blowing out the candles on birthday cakes? It’s so that we don’t burn our mouth when we eat it.
What does the summer look like from the ice cream’s point of view? Too many people opening their mouths, inconsiderate enough to eat you.

Here are some great mouth joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mouths.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.
The cookie went to the dentist because it had a chip in its mouth.
The croissant batter was not well received by the head chef. It left a flour taste in his mouth.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he’s exercising outside. It’s a running gag.

Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
To all the people that don’t cover their mouths then they cough. You make me sick.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.
My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight But that’s ok. It was acci-dental.
Some people think it’s okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose. They’re mouth breathers.

These next funny mouth puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mouths!

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one.
Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell? No, but it makes my mouth water.
What has teeth, but no mouth? A comb.
What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth? You jam it in.
What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? Lefty