70 Funny Ghost Puns

Here are 70 funny ghost jokes and the best ghost puns to crack you up. These jokes about ghosts are great ghost jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of ghost dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about ghosts, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this ghost humor with others.

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• Ghost puns
• Ghost one liners
• Best ghost jokes
• Final thoughts

Ghost puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about ghosts that are also awesome ghosts jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What’s a ghost’s favorite bean? A human bean.
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a.
3. Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoul-friend.
4. What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.
5. What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos.

6. Where do ghosts buy their clothes? At a boo-tique.
7. How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.
8. What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
9. Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.
10. Why are ghosts and demons so close? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

11. Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.
12. Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
13. When do ghosts drink coffee? In the moaning.
14. What did the parent ghosts say to their kids before a road trip? Fasten your sheet belts.
15. What position do ghosts play on the soccer field? Ghoul-keeper.

16. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
17. What’s a ghost’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
18. Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
19. How do ghosts stay in shape? By exorcising.
20. What’s a ghost‘s favorite data type? Boolean.

21. What does a ghost eat with meatballs? Spook-etti.
22. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo.
23. What do ghosts do at sleepovers? Tell scary human stories.
24. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of fruit? Boo-berries.
25. Where do baby ghosts spend the day when their parents are at work? Day-scare.

26. What game do ghosts play? Hide and shriek.
27. Why didn’t the ghost eat his lunch? She didn’t have the stomach for it.
28. Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
29. How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
30. What day do ghosts love to do their scaring? On Fright-day.

31. How do ghosts cry when they’re sad? Boo-hoo.
32. What’s a pirate ghost’s favorite kind of tea? Boo-tea.
33. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He needed a boo-ster shot.
34. What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray.
35. What did one ghost ask the other? Do you believe in humans?

36. What’s a ghost’s favorite tree? Ceme-trees.
37. What did the ghost teacher tell the class? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again.
38. Why was the ghost embarrassed? He had a boo-ger showing.
39. What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
40. How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.

41. What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
42. What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
43. What does a panda ghost eat for dinner? Bam-boo.
44. Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
45. Why are some ghosts so happy? Every shroud has a silver lining.

46. What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor? Lemon and slime.
47. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
48. What’s the ghost’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving dinner? The grave-y.
49. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day scare centers.
50. Why do ghosts hate the rain? It dampens their spirits.

Ghost one liners

Here are some great ghost joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about ghosts.

51. The bartender told the ghost they don’t serve spirits after midnight.
52. The ghost got lost in the fog and now he is mist.
53. Are you a ghost? Because you look like my boo.
54. Ghosts stay safe by buckling their sheet belts.
55. Dull ghosts are so boo-ring.

56. Ghost kids know not to spook unless spoken to.
57. Ghost kids know not to spook unless spoken to.
58. The ghost went to the theater to see a phantomime.
59. Normal people tell ghost stories at the campfire, ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories.
60. A ghost asked, “Nurse, can you tell me what does the X-ray of my head show “Absolutely nothing.” she replied.

Best ghost jokes

These next funny ghost puns are some of our best jokes and puns about ghosts!

61. Where on the street do ghosts live? At the dead end.
62. How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
63. Why did the bartender refuse to get the ghost a drink? Because they don’t serve spirits after midnight.
64. What did the ghost say to its psychologist? I just feel like I really used to be somebody.
65. What did the cheese say in the haunted house? I got to get out of here, I’m lac-ghost intolerant.

66. Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
67. Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
68. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.
69. What do you call a funny ghost comedian? Dead funny.
70. Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about ghosts, we hope you had a good laugh.

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