60 Funny Star Wars Jokes

Here are 60 funny Star Wars jokes and the best Star Wars puns to crack you up. These jokes about Star Wars are great jokes for kids and adults.

Star Wars puns

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1. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A toy Yoda.
2. What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside.
3. Did you know Yoda had a last name? It was Layheehoo.
4. What position does Darth Vader play in baseball? The Umpire.
5. Why do doctors make good Jedis? Because a Jedi must have patients.

6. What is Han Solo’s favorite rapper? Tupacca.
7. How do Ewoks communicate? On their Ewokie-talkies.
8. What do you call a female Mandalorian? A womandalorian.
9. Now that Star Wars is owned by Disney, what song does Darth Vader like to sing? When You Wish Upon a Death Star.
10. Did you hear about the Star Wars fanatic who’s been stealing autograph books and photo albums from other fans at conventions? They call him the fan-tome menace.

11. Why did Jabba win the pizza contest? Because no one out pizzas the Hutt.
12. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda to borrow some money? Because he’s always short.
13. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.
14. Which Star Wars character loves coffee? Java the Hutt.
15. Why are there no stairs in the Death Star? Because everyone uses the ele-vader.

16. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has a green thumb.
17. What do you call a bounty hunter from the south? Bubba Fett.
18. What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-Wing.
19. What sound does a sheep in Star Wars make? Deygobaa.
20. What do you call a fight between celebrity actors? Star Wars.

21. Which Jedi became a rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
22. What did the rancor say after eating a Wookie? Mmmm, Chewie.
23. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? May the floss be with you.
24. Which role in the Star Wars movie was the orange cast for? Emperor Pulpatine.
25. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? What is thy bidding, my master?

26. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrr-2 D2.
27. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the dark side.
28. Why was the spaceship eating avocado toast? Because it’s a millennial falcon.
29. Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm? At the second hand store.
30. Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

31. What is a Jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda.
32. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby? Darth Maul.
33. Which Star Wars character lives in Florida? Orlando Calrissian.
34. Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-Wan Kenobi.
35. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie? The Umpire Strikes Back.

36. Where do Sith go shopping? At the Darth Maul.
37. What do you call an evil procrastinator? Darth Later.
38. Which Star Wars character sells hot dogs? Admiral Snackbar.
39. Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character? Chewbacca.
40. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookie.

Star Wars one liners

Here are some great Star Wars joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Star Wars.

41. Baby Yoda’s first word probably came after his second word.
42. I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek. It was a Wookie mistake.
43. Chuck Norris was the true star of Star Wars. He was the force.
44. So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
45. I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match. Every time the ball was delivered the umpire struck back.

46. Yoda’s been tracing his family tree. It’s an evergreen.
47. The Star Wars baseball team was so bad. They were all just Wookies.
48. May the fourth be with you, because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth.
49. Darth Vader’s tan is so good that 10 years after having done it, he still maintains it.
50. The worst cook in the galaxy. I was making cookies and they got burned more than Uncle Owen.

Best Star Wars jokes

These next funny Star Wars puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Star Wars!

51. Who did Princess Leia’s hair? Darth Braider.
52. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
53. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Use the horse, Luke.
54. What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy? A More-Rey eel.
55. Who wins in a battle between Death Star pilots? It always ends up in a TIE.

56. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter.
57. What phone network do they use in Star Wars? Yodaphone.
58. How did Darth Vader cheat at cards? He kept altering the deal.
59. Did you hear about the sale at the Maul? Everything was half off.
60. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about Star Wars, we hope you had a good laugh.

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