45 Funny Singing Jokes

Here are 45 funny singing jokes and the best singing puns to crack you up. These jokes about singing are great jokes for kids and adults.

Singing puns

Here is our top list of singing dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about singing, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this singing humor with others.

1. What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper.
2. What rock group has four guys that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore.
3. Which singer is the quickest with a sewing machine? Tailor Swift.
4. Why are bad singers like pirates? They both murder in the high Cs.
5. Why can’t pirates sing the alphabet? Because they get lost at C.

6. What has 40 feet and sings? The school choir.
7. What kind of band sings about Duvets? A cover band.
8. What part of a turkey is musical? The drumstick.
9. Why was music coming from the printer? The paper was jamming.
10. Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition? He has a flat peach.

11. Why do bees hum? They always forget the words.
12. What sort of songs do balloons hate? Pop songs.
13. What’s a singer’s favorite drink? Pop.
14. What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school? A glia club.
15. Did you hear that The Beatles once judged a singing competition? They were the Hey-Judeicators.

16. What key do cows sing in? Beef flat.
17. What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
18. Why did the singer climb a ladder? She wanted to reach the high notes.
19. Where has the worst karaoke bars? Singapore.
20. Why does the rate of trees cut follow an inverse exponential trend when lumberjacks start singing? Because it falls into a logger-rhythm.

21. What makes songs but never sings? Notes.
22. What makes music on your hair? A headband.
23. Which magical creature is best at singing? Elf-is Presley.
24. What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session.
25. Why did the scuba diver think he heard mermaids singing? Because he was near a choral reef.

Singing one liners

Here are some great singing joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about singing.

26. If you really want to sing with a friend. Just duet.
27. Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing “We Are Family.
28. The first rule of singing in the bathroom. The toilet brush must never be used as a microphone.
29. I opened the fridge today and the milk was singing a Michael Jackson song. I think it’s Bad.
30. My mom told me to stop singing “I’m a Believer” because it was annoying. At first I though she was kidding. Then I saw her face.

31. My singing voice sounds bad in my tiny apartment. It’s a little flat.
32. If you can’t sing with a mouth full of garbanzo beans, just hummus a tune.
33. My girlfriend hates Oasis and asked me to stop singing Wonder wall. I said maybe.
34. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
35. A pirate started singing me a song. I didn’t really like it until he started swinging his arm around. Then I was caught on the hook.

Best singing jokes

These next funny singing puns are some of our best jokes and puns about singing!

36. What kind of pickle is the best at singing? A dill.
37. Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna.
38. What do planets sing? Nep-tunes.
39. What do you call an acorn who’s loves singing? An Oak-a-pella nut.
40. Why don’t llamas like singing with background music? They prefer to sing alpacapella.

41. Why was the singer arrested? She was in treble.
42. What do you call Pokémon sing alongs? Gary-oake.
43. What do you call a group of tone-deaf karaoke singers? A choir of dis-harmony.
44. What do you call a pod of singing killer whales? An orcapella group.
45. Someone took a photo of me singing REM songs at karaoke. That’s me in the corner.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about singing, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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