80 Funny Gnome Puns

Here are 80 funny gnome jokes and gnome puns to crack you up. If you’ve got any funny and clean gnome jokes to add, leave them in the comments below!

Gnome puns

Here are some of our favorite jokes about gnomes!

1. Did you hear about the one-legged gnome? He’s one foot tall.
2. What do gnomes love to sing while gardening? Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
3. Why are gnome jokes all one-liners? They are always rather short.
4. Why did the gnome take the subway to work? Because a metro-gnome is always on time.

6. Which internet browser do gnomes use? Google Gnome.
7. What’s the number one rated movie for gnomes? Gnome Alone. 
8. Why are gnomes such good baseball players? Because they hit a lot of gnome runs. 
9. Why are gnomes rubbish rappers? They have gnome rhyme and gnome reason.
10. What’s a gnome’s favorite part of a department store? Gnome and garden.

11. Where did Santa’s little helpers go to school? They were actually gnome-schooled.
12. What do you call a gnome father who looks after the kids?  A stay-at-gnome dad.
13. Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet? The gnome page.
14. Where do gnomes get their garden inspiration? They watch Extreme Makeover: Gnome Edition.
15. Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job? Because he was always a little short.

16. Who is a gnome’s favorite detective? Sherlock Gnomes.
17. What did the baby gnome cry when it was time to leave the park?  I don’t want to go gnome.
18. What do you call a gnome who’s been burglarized? A gnome invasion. 
19. Why are patient gnomes successful? Because good things come to gnomes who wait.
20. Where do gnomes buy most of their appliances? At Gnome Depot. 

21. Why did the gnome visit his mother? To get a gnome cooked meal.
22. Where are many of the elderly gnomes housed? A nursing gnome.
23. What did the zombie gnomes take to the park? Their picnic caskets.
24. What do you call a football stadium for gnomes? The astro-gnome. 

26. Why do gnomes like Halloween? Because there are so many other little gremlins out in the neighborhood.
27. What do you call a down-and-out gnome? Gnomeless. 
28. What did the gnome who won the lottery buy for his house? A gnome cinema.
29. What dish do cannibal gnomes bring to picnics? Baked Beings.
30. What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.

31. Why are gnomes friends with dolls? They like to share clothes.
32. What does a cannibal troll chef call his specialty? Gnome on the range.
33. Why are there so few gnome airline pilots? They can’t meet the height requirements.
34. Why do gnomes love surfing on the internet? They get a thrill out of landing on the gnome pages. 
35. What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas? We’re driving gnome for Christmas.

36. Why do gnomes often like to go shopping? Because some of the stores offer gnome money down deals. 
37. What is the Gnome allegiance pledge? Gnome matter what, I’ll protect your garden.
38. Where is the safest place to be during the zombie gnome apocalypse? The living room.
39. What do you call five gnomes in the mouth of a dragon? A good start.
40. What does a zombie gnome say to close his letters? Best vicious.

41. Why do gnomes often go to banks? To take out a gnome loan.
42. Who’s the most favorite gnome philosopher? Gnome Chompsky.
43. Why do gnomes make such great secretaries? Because they are good at shorthand.
44. What do you call Spanish gnomes? Gnombres.
45. What do gnome cowboys sing? Gnome on the range.

46. What time do zombie gnomes wake up? At Ate O’Clock.
47. What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over? Do you gnome who I am? 
48. Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
49. What’s a gnome’s favorite 80’s movie quote?  E.T. phone gnome.
50. Why are gnomes often indecisive? They can’t decide between yes, gnome, and maybe. 

51. How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home? Gnoman’s Land.
52. Which Simpson character do gnomes love the most? Gnomer Simpson.
53. What do people chant at the gnome president’s rally? Go big or gnome home.
54. What kind of appetizers do gnome cannibals enjoy at garden picnics? Finger foods.
55. Why do gnomes and elves dislike each other? Due to a little disrespect.

Gnome one liners

Here are some great gnome jokes one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about gnomes.

56. Gnomes don’t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
57. I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume.
58. Garden gnomes don’t always get on, just look at Gnomeo and Juliet.
59. So, If your job is too hard, you might need a Gnome holiday.

61. He’s very funny, once you get to gnome him.
62. Go big or go gnome.
63. It’s movie night, time to watch A League of Their Gnome.
64. I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward. I’m not very good at small talk.

66. Gnomes hate change in their life, they don’t think it would be very good at all.
67. My favorite gnome-boy song is Gnome, Gnome on the Range.
68. I don’t always like to tell gnome jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
69. Who knows what kind of gnome punishment this is, all I can say is it’s not worth it.
70. Good things come to gnomes who wait.

Best gnome jokes

These next funny gnome puns are some of our best jokes and puns about gnomes!

71. Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell? Elf-deprecating puns.
72. What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison? A small, medium at large.
73. What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
74. Why do Gnomes laugh when they play football? The grass tickles their armpits.
75. What is the highest compliment a cemetery gnome can receive? Wow, you’re in grave condition.

76. Why are gnomes so ruthless? They show their enemy gnome mercy. 
77. What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station? A metro-gnome.
78. How do gnomes greet each other? What’s up gnomie?

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about gnomes, we hope you had a good laugh.

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