80 Funny Potato Jokes

Here are 80 funny potato jokes and the best potato puns to crack you up. These jokes about potatoes are great potato jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of potato dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about potatoes, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this potato humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about potatoes that are also awesome potato jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What does a potato say on a sunny morning? What a mashing day.
How did the potato die? It was decapi-tatoed.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
How do you know a potato is in a bad mood? When they’re acting salty.
Why do potatoes make such good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
How did the Irish potato become bilingual? He became a French fry.
What do you call 2 potatoes that hate each other? Starch enemies.
Which day of the week do potatoes dread the most? Fry-day.
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship.

What do you name a potato that’s been thinly sliced? Chip.
Why did the pie cross the road? Because it was meetin’ potato.
What was the potato’s favorite sci-fi show? Starch Trek.
Why do bags of potato chips have so much less chips these days? Inflation.
Why did Mr. Potato Head’s dry cleaning service go out of business? He always used too much starch.

Why was the potato wearing socks? To keep is pota-toes warm.
What’s a sweet potatoes favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees.
What do you get when you put potatoes on the kitchen floor? Mashed potatoes.
What award did the potato pop star win? A Yammy.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.

What do you call an android potato? A ro-tot.
What’s the best potato horror movie? Silence of the Yams.
Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate? The tortilla chip has a point.
Why shouldn’t potato be a part of a square meal? Because It’s a root vegetable.
Why can’t a farmer keep secrets on her farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk.

What do you call a boat full of mean potatoes? A dictatorship.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What do you call a potato cutting Friar? A Chip Monk.
How did they describe the potato who won a gold medal? Spudtacular.
What do you call a skateboarding potato that’s careful with money? A Chipskate.

Why was the potato such a bully? Because it wasn’t a sweet potato.
What is an Arabic ruler’s favorite flavor of potato chips? Sultan vinegar.
Why aren’t potatoes able to get out and work? Because they’re couch potatoes.
How do you make a potato leek soup? Fill a potato with soup, then poke a hole in it.
Why did the potato salad blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

How do you cheer up a baked potato? You butter him up.
Why do potatoes make such good detectives? Because they lots of eyes.
What did the father potato say to his daughter before her football game? I’m rooting for you.
What’s the difference between corn and potatoes? One has ears, the other has eyes.
What is the potato’s favorite story? Green Eggs And Yam.

What do you call a cautious potato? A hesi-tater.
What did they say to the well-dressed potato? You look smashing.
What do potatoes eat for breakfast? Pota-toast with jelly.
Why did the potato cross the road? It saw a fork up ahead.
Why did the potato start vlogging his day-to-day life? He wanted to become a You Tuber.

Why did the potato chip’s skin hurt? It was burnt to a crisp.
What did the computer need to run the gardening app? A potato chip.
Who was the potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What disease can you catch by eating too many potatoes? Tuberculosis
Why didn’t the potato chips believe anything the sandwich said? Because it was full of baloney.

Here are some great potato joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about potatoes.

All potato puns are pomme de terre-ible.
I took my jacket potato to the dentist yesterday. It needed a filling.
Let’s do the mashed potato.
Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit to see what would happen. It’s called the SPUDnic.
I’ve been learning a lot about potatoes and their zodiacs lately. They’re really into starch-signs.

My friend and I both love potatoes. We’re spuddies.
Mr. Potato Head’s wife is upset. She claims he won’t tater anywhere.
I purchased a humble potato gun the other day. Turned out it was a weapon of mashed destruction.
I love cooking with potatoes. I find them very a-peeling.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed, but to her, it was just small potatoes.

I know potato jokes have been made. I’m just here to rehash them.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
A sweet potato gave a gift to his mum. When she asked why he was so sweet, he replied, “That’s just the way I yam.”
Saw some crisps strolling down the road and offered them a lift. “No thanks”, they said, “we are walkers”.
The potato living next door is obsessed with becoming a successful entrepreneur. He has got at least five different starch-up businesses already.

These next funny potato puns are some of our best jokes and puns about potatoes!

What do you call a yam with a broom? A sweep potato.
What do you call a fake potato? An imi-tater.
Why couldn’t the potato chip think? Its brain was fried.
What type of seasoning takes the longest to put on roast potatoes? Thyme.
What did the twice-baked potato say before it was put in the oven? Damn, foiled again.

How does a potato get a ride? He called a tUber.
What potatoes are in the best shape? Hashbrowns. They’re shredded.
Why aren’t the potatoes friends? They got off to a bad starch.
What’s a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Why did I win the potato-hiding-contest? Because my carbo-hide-rate was so good.