55 Funny Lunch Jokes

Here are 55 funny lunch jokes and the best lunch puns to crack you up. These jokes about lunch are great jokes for kids and adults.

Lunch puns

Here is our top list of lunch dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about lunch, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this lunch humor with others.

1. Why didn’t the rabbit eat lunch? It didn’t carrot all.
2. What do frogs eat for lunch in France? French flies.
3. If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do? Stop for lunch.
4. What did one computer say to the other at lunch time? Let’s grab a byte to eat.
5. What do you call it when you’re trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation.

6. Who has friends for lunch? A cannibal.
7. Why did 4 and 4 skip lunch? They already 8.
8. What can’t you have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
9. Why didn’t the moon eat all its lunch? Because it was full.
10. What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days? A peanut butter and smelly sandwich.

11. What did the whale eat for lunch? Fish and Ships.
12. What did the droid do at lunch time? Had a byte.
13. What do ducks eat for lunch? Cheese and quackers.
14. What kind of lunches do geometry teachers enjoy? Square meals.
15. What do earthquakes like to eat lunch on? Tectonic plates.

16. What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers.
17. What did the mummy have for lunch? A wrap.
18. What did Winnie The Pooh say after lunch? I’m stuffed.
19. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? Use the FORKS, Luke.
20. Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch? They were 2 shellfish.

21. When do astronauts eat their sandwiches? At launch time.
22. Why did the kid eat a dollar bill? Because it was his lunch money.
23. What do nuclear plants serve their workers for lunch? Fission Chips.
24. What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner? Launch.
25. What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch? Ho ho homemade cookies.

26. What is a golfer’s favorite lunch? A ham sand-wedge.
27. What do bakers play at their lunch break? Tic Tac Dough.
28. Where does Peter Pan go for lunch? Wendy’s.
29. What did the bully have for lunch? He had a knuckle sandwich.
30. What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs.

31. Why didn’t the hockey player want to pay for brunch? He was a cheapskate.
32. What did the leopard say after eating his lunch? That hit the spot.
33. Where do vampires eat their lunch? At the casketeria.
34. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop? Hot dog puns.
35. What does a squid like to eat for lunch? Ten-tacos.

Lunch one liners

Here are some great lunch joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about lunch.

36. I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch. Now I falafel.
37. The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn’t carrort-all.
38. I know a mathematician who can’t afford lunch. He can binomial.
39. I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy about it.
40. Just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe. The food was good but the bill was enormous.

41. I had a rainbow for lunch. I’m trying to eat light.
42. A lawyer who cooks lunch can be called a sue chef.
43. I was having lunch a few minutes ago and I realized tofu is overrated. It’s just a curd to me.
44. My pet hamster snuck into my lunch bag and ate all of my carrot sticks. I can’t believe the cheek of him.
45. A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food. The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch.

Best lunch jokes

These next funny lunch puns are some of our best jokes and puns about lunch!

46. Where do cows go for lunch? The calf-eteria.
47. What kind of lunch is always cold? A bbrrr-ger.
48. What did Shakespeare eat for lunch? Caesar salad.
49. What happens when a monkey gets fleas? Lunch.
50. What did Simba order for brunch? A tuna frittata.

51. What smells the best at lunch? Your nose.
52. What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.
53. The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
54. I ate some alphabet soup and some laxatives for lunch. I’m about to have a vowel movement.
55. I had Indian food for lunch and almost choked on it. Talk about a paneer-death experience.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about lunch, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food jokes, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Tea jokes
• Candy puns
• Jokes about sushi
• Cheesecake jokes for kids