45 Funny Disney Jokes

Here are 45 funny Disney jokes and the best Disney puns to crack you up. These jokes about Disney are great Disney jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of Disney dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Disney, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Disney humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about Disney that are also awesome Disney jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean? Be a bit more Simbathetic.
Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day? Because the carton said “concentrate”.
What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other? It was glove at first sight.
Guess what you get if you cross Donald with a whale? Moby Duck.

What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele? Hello, it’s Smee.
What did the rapper Lil Jon say when he visited Disneyland? Turn down for Walt.
Which Disney princess makes the best judge? Snow White. She’s the fairest of them all.
Why is Cinderella terrible at netball? Because she always runs away from the ball.
What does Aladdin say when he sneezes? Ahhh-bu.

What does Mickey’s wife drive? Minnie Cooper.
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs? 6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy.
Which fairy says no to showers? Stink-erbel.
What is Hercules’ least favorite car? Mers–Hades.

Why did Mickey want to become an astronaut? So, he could see Pluto.
Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? A cold never bothered her, anyway.
Why does Goofy wear two pairs of pants when playing golf? In case he gets a hole in one!
Where did captain Hook go to change his hook? Second-hand store.
What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet? Someday my prints will come.

What is the kind of nachos do Disney fans love to eat? Moana-chos.
What did the Disney prince reply when the barber asked about trimming his mustache? Let it grow, let it grow, won’t hold it back anymore.
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball? Because Donald Duck-ed.
What does Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse when he’s listening? I’m all ears.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland? They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

Here are some great Disney joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Disney.

If Donald throws a ball at you, you should Duck.
Cinderella is a proof that new pair of shoes can change your life.
. The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie will have more violence in it. I guess it will be rated “Arrr..”
I saw a giant mouse so I tried to hit it. I now have a lifetime ban from Disneyland.
Disney just tweeted that they wont be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters.

These next funny Disney puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Disney!

Which Disney princess is a cow’s favorite? Moo-lan.
Which knee is Mickey’s favorite knee? Disney
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again? Fawn-tasia.
Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
Why was the wrong Disney Princess arrested? The police thought she was someone Elsa.