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80 Funny Lion Jokes

ByChe Lewis

Here are 80 funny lion jokes and the best lion puns to crack you up. These jokes about lions are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of lion dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about lions, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this lion humor with others.

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Cartoon graphic of sitting and smiling male lion on blue background.

Lion puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about lions that are also awesome lions jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What do you call a lion that changes color? A chamelion.
  2. What do you call a lion with a kitten’s roar? Kitty Perry.
  3. What did the King of Pride Rock say? Simba, you are falling behind. I must ask you to Mufasa.
  4. Why did Pumba’s pal call customer service? T’moan.
  5. What do we call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave? Moustacha
  1. Why wasn’t the lion honest? Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore
  2. Which US state do lions live in? Maine.
  3. What do lions wear to sleep? Paw-jamas
  4. How does the big cat like his steak? Raw.
  5. What does the lion use to brush his mane? A catacomb.
  1. What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
  2. What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman? Frost bite.
  3. What time is it when a lion walks into the room? Time to get out of the room.
  4. What music do lions like? Country lion dancing.
  5. How does a lion greet other animals? I’m pleased to to eat you.
  1. Why did the lion not attack the farm? He was a little bit sheepish.
  2. How does a lion stop a video? By pressing paws.
  3. Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas-time? Because they have sandy claws.
  4. Why did the lions eat the preacher? Because he told them that they must put away their pride
  5. Why are lions religious? Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family.
  1. Why don’t lions like fast food? Because they can’t catch it.
  2. Why did the lion eat the lamp? He wanted a light lunch.
  3. What time is it when a lion takes your hat? Time to get a new hat.
  4. Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion? It’s a no brainer – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).
  5. What’s a lion’s favorite food? Baked beings.
Cartoon graphic of smiling male lion on blue background.
  1. Who is the lion’s favorite football player? Lionel Messi.
  2. What do lions say before dinner? Let us prey.
  3. How do you stop an angry lion from charging? Take away his credit cards.
  4. What is the lion’s favorite cheese? Roarquefort.
  5. What do you call a baby lion on lettuce? A cub sandwich.
  1. What do you call the King of the Jungle’s reflection? A copycat.
  2. What do you call the pride’s police officers? Claw enforcement.
  3. How much does a lion trainer have to know? More than the lion.
  4. What do you call a big cat with chickenpox? A dotted lion.
  5. What do lions do on a canoe? Use their roar.
  1. How do lions like to pass the time? By lion around.
  2. What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion.
  3. Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
  4. How did the lion greet the gazelle? Nice to eat you.
  5. What does the lion call the barber? His mane man.
  1. Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut? Because he wanted a low mane.
  2. Why did the lion loose at poker? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
  3. How do lions chill out? By lion around.
  4. What do you call a good lion impression? A roaring success.
  5. How did the lion stop the movie? He pressed paws.
  1. What do lions and computers have in common? They both have mega bites.
  2. What would’ve been a better name instead of King of the jungle? Emperoar.
  3. Why are lions terrible storytellers? They only have one tail.
  4. Why didn’t the lion eat the detective? He was undercover.
  5. What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid? A sea lion.
Cartoon graphic of male lion wearing a crown as a hat on blue background.

Lion one liners

Here are some great lion joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about lions.

  1. Friend of mine used to take a bit of pride in his job. He was a lion thief.
  2. My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.
  3. At any given time, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is never more than a whim away.
  4. Went for dinner with the zoo animals the other day. They didn’t all bring their wallets, I ended up paying the lion’s share.
  5. A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak.  The waiter asks how he would like it. The lion replies, “RAW!”
  1. A lion would never play golf. But a Tiger Wood.
  2. Daniel is a gardener and lion so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.
  3. Lions are probably the most roarsome animal ever created.
  4. I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
  5. Roarsome, dude.
  1. You gotta stand fur what you believe in.
  2. Go fur it.
  3. The lion was lost in a fureign country.
  4. Mane – Lion’s favorite US State.
  5. “It was nice to meat you” said Larry Lion.
  1. Don’t listen to his tall tails.
  2. Furry tails are what little lions love to hear before they go to bed.
  3. I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat and cape the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.
  4. I’m not a fan of lion bars. They seem to be quite dangerous places to hang out.
  5. If someone says they have a good pun they are lion to you.
Cartoon graphic of male angry lion on blue background.

Best lion jokes

These next funny lion puns are some of our best jokes and puns about lions!

  1. Why is a lion never lonely? Because he has his pride.
  2. What’s a lion’s favorite color? Roar-range.
  3. What is lion’s favorite food? Baked beings.
  4. On which day do lions eat the most? Chewsday.
  5. Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
  1. What animals make a square? Four lions.
  2. Why did the lion cross the road? To stop the zebra crossing.
  3. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal
  4. Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
  5. What do the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe have in common? Narnia Business.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about lions, we hope you had a good laugh.

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Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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