60 Funny Sun Puns

Here are 60 funny sun jokes and the best sun puns to crack you up. These jokes about the sun are great sun jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of sun dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about the sun, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this sun humor with others.

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• Sun puns
• Sun one liners
• Best sun jokes
• Final thoughts

Sun puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about the sun that are also awesome sun jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What protects clowns from the sun? A bozone layer.
2. What did the pig say when he was in the sun? I’m bacon.
3. What time of day is it best to have sushi? Sun-rice.
4. Why is the sun so powerful? It’s sun-stoppable.
5. Why does everyone love sun jokes? Because they are de-lightful.

6. How does the sun greet the moon? Heatwaves.
7. How far can you see on a clear day? 93 million miles to the Sun.
8. What do cowboys make when the sun comes up? Shadows.
9. Have you heard about the good weather witch? She’s only anticipating sunny spells.
10. Where does an alien send her babies to get brighter? To the sun.

11. How do solar panels take their eggs? Sunnyside up.
12. Why did The Hulk turn red instead of green? Because he forgot to use sunscreen.
13. What did the Sun say when it saw Venus? Are you Sirius?
14. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright.
15. Which superhero spends too much time in the sun? Cap-tan America.

16. What song do vampires hate? You are my sunshine.
17. What do you call pancakes that got too much sun? Tancakes.
18. What do you call coffee with sunglasses and tattoos? Cool beans.
19. What does a potato say on a sunny morning? What a mashing day.
20. What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say? Coo man coo.

21. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics.
22. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on a summer holiday.
23. What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburned panda.
24. What keeps the sun held up in the sky? Sunbeams.
25. What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun? Melted ice cream going down your shirt.

26. What are hot cups also known as? Sunglasses.
27. Why did one of the five corn kernels not pop? He was wearing sunscreen.
28. What do you call someone sunbathing in France? A French fry.
29. Why do limes wear sunscreen lotion? Because they peel.
30. What do you call it when you eat lemons at sunset? The golden sour.

31. Which Marvel villain loves being in the sun? Tan-os.
32. What do Australians use for their sunburn? Aloe, mate.
33. How did the fool figure out where the sun went every day after dark? He stayed up all night.
34. Why did the painter come to work wearing two jackets on a sunny day? Because the head constructor advised him to always put two coats.
35. Why did the rose stop dating the sunflower? She only saw him as a frond.

36. Why shouldn’t you stare at the Sun without a mask? Because you’ll get Corona Iris.
37. Why is the sun obsessed with solving math problems? Because she is always talking about Sum-mer.
38. What kind of dogs like sun tanning? Hotdogs.
39. How do trees feel after winter when the sun shines bright again? Re-leaf.
40. How does the Sun deliver light to Earth? Through the Light Post.

Sun one liners

Here are some great sun joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about the sun.

41. The desert sun is brilliant. It has over a hundred degrees.
42. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
43. If you’re a true Minecraft player, you use Sunblock to avoid getting sunburn.
44. When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge. So, the planets started a revolution.
45. I stood in my garden early yesterday morning wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

46. I left a skull out in the sun. It became bone dry.
47. A rainy Friday is better than a sunny Monday.
48. You know what they say, croissant is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.
49. I’m making a new cowboy film called “The Sun”. It is set in the west.
50. A grape wanted to go out in the sun. The others in the bunch said, You are being unraisinable.

Best sun jokes

These next funny sun puns are some of our best jokes and puns about the sun!

51. What do monkeys get when they sunbathe? An orange-utan.
52. How does the sun give a haircut to the moon? Eclipse it.
53. What do you call a rainbow that doesn’t appear during a rain storm where the sun is shining? A refrainbow.
54. What do you get when you cross a sun and a gun? A shooting star.
55. What do you call a rabbit who has spent too long in the sun? A hot cross bun-ny.

56. What does reading books under the sun make you? Well red.
57. What watches over a castle when the sun goes down? A night.
58. Why does Earth have a crush on the sun? Because the sun is really hot.
59. Why do people like to sunbathe on beaches in the summer? It is their favorite sea-sun.
60. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about the sun, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny jokes, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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