45 Best Mango Jokes

Here are 45 funny mango jokes and the best mango puns to crack you up. These jokes about mangos are great mango jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mango dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about mangos, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mango humor with others.

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Mango puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about mangoes that are also awesome mango jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you do if your boyfriend hates Fruit Jokes? Let the ManGo.
2. How do you make a mango shake? Take it to a scary movie.
3. What would it look like if mangoes and humans were to disagree? The man goes to war.
4. What do you say when you see a speedy fruit? Wow, look at that Mango.
5. What did the other mangoes tell the mango who was successful in his job? Mangood job.

6. What do you do with a fiancé who doesn’t like mangoes? No wedding, you just let that mango.
7. How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot? I planted it.
8. Where did the mango go? I don’t know, the mango goes where the mangoes.
9. What did the woman say to the green mango? Not my ripe.
10. What does s a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice.

11. What do you call a slimy mango? Man-goo.
12. What did the peach and apple say to the annoying mango? Mango away.
13. What’s a feminist’s favorite fruit? A mango.
14. What did the guy say when the magician disappeared? Where did the man-go?
15. What do you call a man in Dubai who runs away with a mango shake? Mango Sheikh.

16. What do you call a scary mango? A man-gost.
17. What is the opposite of mangoes? Woman comes.
18. What is the opposite of a mango? Womanstay.
19. What’s a fruit’s favorite film? Mango Unchained.
20. What did the commentator say when the mango scored in a soccer match? Man-goal.

Mango one liners

Here are some great mango joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mangos.

21. I’ll tell you a fruit joke. A Mangoes in to a bar.
22. The plural of mango should be changed to mengo.
23. I had to fire the fruit delivery guy today. I really had to let the mango he was driving me bananas.
24. I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day. He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
25. In a fruit ball, the musicians played a song, and the host said, “Well, it takes two to mango,” and so all the mangoes paired together.

26. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
27. My wife told my daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic knife to slice mangos. I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
28. Singular: One mango Plural: Two menwent.
29. A guy kept trying to sell me fruits. I told him Mango.
30. Everyday in summer is a fun and mango-nificent day.

31. My wife started a tropical diet There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
32. Before going on a date with a fruit, one must confirm if he likes avocado. If he doesn’t, you need to let that mango.
33. My mother always asks me to crack a fruit joke in front of my boyfriend. She says, “If he can’t appreciate your fruit joke, then you should let the man-go”.
34. A mango told an apple “I love you”. Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango.
35. I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place. Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.

36. An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them “Mango.”
37. The mango ran in a sprint race amongst all the veggies and experienced a pulpable feeling.
38. It takes two to mango.
39. I want to create a petition to switch the names of Mango and Coffee. Because Coffee makes Man go.
40. The fruit police followed a tomato for stealing a mango’s peel. Finally tired of being chased, it turned and said, “Please just fruit me”.

Best mango jokes

These next funny mango puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mangoes!

41. Why is a fruit tree like a laxative? They both make a mango.
42. What is the most expensive fruit in existence? A man-gold.
43. Why were the tangerine and the mango so romantic? Together, they tango.
44. What do you call a Collie with a mango on it’s back? Mango Lassie.
45. What does someone who ate 4 mangoes say? Ladies and gentlemen, this is mango number 5.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about mangos, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny fruit jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Lime jokes
• Lemon puns
• Jokes about avocados
• Grape jokes for kids