60 Jokes About Worms

Here are 60 funny worm jokes and the best worm puns to crack you up. These jokes about worms are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of worm dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about worms, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this worm humor with others.

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Worm puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about worms that are also awesome worm jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm? It was going ear to ear in his cornfield.
2. Why are worms considered to be great company? Because they are always down to earth.
3. What did the woodworm say to the compost pile? It’s been nice gnawing you.
4. What squirms and howls at the moon? Wereworms.
5. What did the alien say when they landed in the world of bookworms? Show me your reader.

6. Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inchworm.
7. What’s invisible and smells like worms? A bird fart.
8. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Throw an apple and yell fetch.
9. What did the maggot do at the baseball game? Wormed the bench.
10. What did the worm say when he got stuck in the pumpkin? I better worm my way out of this.

11. What relationship advice did the worm give to it’s friend? Take it slow.
12. What made the worm cross the playground? He wanted to get to the underground slide.
13. What did the worm say when it was riding on the back of a turtle? Weeeeee.
14. What did the fisherman do at the doctor‘s office after accidentally swallowing some worms? He waited on his diagnosis with baited breath.
15. How to moles travel around the universe? Through worm-moles.

16. What was the name of the worm army? The Apple Corps.
17. How can worms travel faster than humans in space? By traveling through wormholes.
18. Which type of worms are the widest? Girthworms.
19. What don’t worms from the cornfield follow directions? Everything goes in one ear and out the other.
20. What kind of music do worms listen to? Well you have probably never heard of it. It’s super underground stuff.

21. Which type of worms do storks like most? Birthworms.
22. What’s a drinking worm’s favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird.
23. What is even smarter than a talking worm? A spelling bee.
24. Why did the boy think worms would taste like chewing gum? Because they’re wrigleys.
25. Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.

26. What will happen if fish get addicted to earthworms? They will be hooked.
27. What would make a glow worm glow? Having a light meal for dinner.
28. Why were the glow worms kept inside the bag? Because they tend to lighten the load.
29. Why was the worm not moving? Because he was a gummy worm.
30. What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.

31. Why did the worm get exhausted after digging a little? Because he got in-dig-estion.
32. Why did the owl go to the library? It was looking for bookworms.
33. Can someone fish without putting a worm on the hook? The answer is debaitable.
34. Why was the glow worm teacher unhappy? Her students weren’t bright enough.
35. What was the glow worm’s favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow.

Worm one liners

Here are some great worm joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about worms.

36. The most popular worm that’s used for wrapping gifts is a tapeworm.
37. I love eating glow worms. Especially as a light snack.
38. The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
39. In the glow worm party, everyone was dancing to “Wake me up before you glow.
40. There must be another planet somewhere with worms. Otherwise why would we call ours “Earth” worms.

41. Inchworms make great carpenters because they never miss an inch.
42. In a race between two worms, the end result was a tie.
43. Worms can easily measure their length by asking for help from a tape worm.
44. Look, I know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate.
45. The kid started telling a sour tale because he ate a whole packet of candy worms.

46. My friend told me I could fish better if I took the worm off the hook. That was debaitable.
47. I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
48. The judge started the worm court session by hitting the hammer and saying, “All writhe, let us begin.
49. Most people love eating glow worms as they make great light snacks.
50. I just opened up a big can of worms. The worms just sit there. Hardly the chaos that’s advertised.

Best worm jokes

These next funny worm puns are some of our best jokes and puns about worms!

51. What do worms use to leave messages? Compost-it notes.
52. What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
53. What kind of worms make the best carpenters? Inch Worms.
54. What did the earthworm scientist discover? Global Worming.
55. Did you hear about the two early birds who were about to catch the worm? They got killed by one stone.

56. What is life like for a wood worm? Boring.
57. What do you call a worm who is not cool? Warm.
58. Which worm’s make the best gift wrappers? Scotch tape-worms.
59. How do you make a glow worm laugh? Just cut off his tail, then he will be de-lighted.
60. What do you call an earthworm couple who are made for each other? Soil-mates.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about worms, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more silly dad jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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