50 Funny Goose Puns
Here are 50 funny goose jokes and the best goose puns to crack you up. These jokes about geese are great jokes for kids and adults.
Goose puns
Here is our top list of goose dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about geese, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this goose humor with others.
- What does a goose get when it’s cold? People bumps.
- What is the name of the city that a goose likes to visit the most? Honk Konk.
- What is a goose’s favorite vegetable? Aspara-goose.
- What instrument do geese loves to play? The bongoose.
- Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year? To be fair, it’s really hard for geese to kill sharks.
- What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl.
- What language does a goose like to speak? Portugeese.
- Why did the police arrest the goose? They suspected it of fowl play.
- Why did the geese stop migrating? Because they could no longer fly United.
- How do geese get strong? Egg-cersize.
- What type of berry has feathers? Gooseberry.
- What do you get if you cross a goose with a cow? A moooose.
- How does a witch like to prepare their humans for dinner? Cover them in a light sprinkle of goosebumps.
- What is a goose’s favorite television show? The feather forecast.
- What do you call a goose journalist that is very biased in its opinion? You call it a propa-gander.
- What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers? Down Under wear.
- Where do geese invest their money? The stork market.
- What are goosebumps for? To slow geese down.
- Why do geese fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
- How do crocodiles like to eat a goose? With bumps.
- What do geese get after they eat? A bill.
- What happened when the two geese got into a fight? It went south.
- What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux.
- Which side of a goose has the most feathers? The outside.
- Is Goose from Captain Marvel a good character? You’re flerken right he is.
- How do geese stay fit? With worm-ups.
- What do you call a goose with “wandering eyes?” A gandering gander.
- How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedia’s? They’re flying in-formation.
- What is the particular type of dance that a goose loves to do when it is happy? The tangoose.
- What movie do religious geese like to watch? Goose almighty.
Goose one liners
Here are some great goose jokes one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about geese.
- The family of geese got so scared when they saw a horror movie. They all got goose-bumps.
- Goose was never going to make it as an ace pilot anyway, he hit a glass ceiling.
- Geese fill their cars with goose-oline.
- If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.
- Other animals: Winter is almost here. What are we supposed to do now? Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
- I’m learning how to play the a-goose-tic guitar.
- When the father gander died due to old age, everyone consoled the young gander by saying, “You have to move on from this because life goose on”.
- Some geese have inflated e-goose.
- Human: “I’m a people person”, Goose: “I’m a geese goose”
- I think Ryan Gosling is mature enough now for us to call him Ryan Goose.
Best goose jokes
These next funny goose puns are some of our best jokes and puns about geese!
- What do you call an enormous goose? A humongoose.
- What do you call a possessed bird? A polter-goose.
- How does one goose say well done to the other goose? Congoose-ulations.
- What is the favorite month of the year for a goose? Au-goose-t.
- What do you call a goose that is on fire? A flamingoose.
- What do you call a blind goose? Goosebumps.
- Why are geese the most annoying drivers? They’re always honking.
- Why couldn’t anybody see the goose? Because it was in da skies.
- How do German geese greet each other in the morning? Goosen Morgen.
- How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant’s castle? He had bean stalking her.
Final thoughts
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about geese, we hope you had a good laugh.
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