Funny Mario Jokes

Find your favorite puns about Mario, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Mario humor with others.

Does Mario's Kart need to eat?

No, Mario Kart 8!

What’s Mario’s favorite bagel flavor?

Ses-a-ME. Mario!

Mario games are unforgiving. There's not mushroom for error.

People say Mario is "unrealistic". But if an Italian man jumped on my head I would die and he would take any coins I have.

How does Mario surf the internet?

With web Bowsers.

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